Jack Monroe #93 I can’t believe she’s no butter

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honestly, "I've got the list" what list? are they going on your list of enemies?? what are you going to do with said list, given that you're stepping away? 🥴
She could maybe do what Uncle Matthew did in Nancy Mitford's The Pursuit of Love: write down the names on a piece of paper and stick them in drawers as a sort of magical working - she has enough spare sideboard drawers, I should think.
 
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Jack: I don't do nuffing!

also Jack: I "hoot" at Sarah Vine's curtains. but I'll say nothing at all on a day when a 22 year old footballer is collating resources to help children eat. so socialist. much work behind the scenes. 🥴
 
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They could also argue that she's asking people to pay for her website upkeep but we shouldnt have too. Children's having full stomachs it 1000000000000000000000 times more important than her website upkeep.
That's the nature of the whole beast. Rather than turning her 'poverty' story into a success story, where she now runs the website and writes the cook books/telly gigs which earn her more than enough to do so, she's still constantly harping on about being broke and literally asking people to give her money! Still! After 10 years! While simultaneously bragging about what she has and showing off pics of her lovely house! It's pure greed and grift. Maddening
 
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Her politics also seem remarkably inconsistent. She said she was Labour, then Green, then she was going to stand as an MP for (I think) the NHS Party, before pulling out. But also quite a lot of her thinking seems to be (low c) conservative. God knows where she stood on Brexit, but we know she didn’t vote in the Referendum. It’s all a bit of an incoherent jumble.
She was also a member of the Women's Equality Party, after standing / not standing as an MP for the NHS party
 
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Her politics also seem remarkably inconsistent. She said she was Labour, then Green, then she was going to stand as an MP for (I think) the NHS Party, before pulling out. But also quite a lot of her thinking seems to be (low c) conservative. God knows where she stood on Brexit, but we know she didn’t vote in the Referendum. It’s all a bit of an incoherent jumble.
She's just picking whatever side is likely to gain her a few follows, book sales or adulation... Mmmmm. All of them if she can get it. Remember she's one of the people. The real people.poverty poster girl is our Jack 🙄
 
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She was also a member of the Women's Equality Party, after standing / not standing as an MP for the NHS party
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probably trying to get off with Sandi Toksvig
 
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Her politics also seem remarkably inconsistent. She said she was Labour, then Green, then she was going to stand as an MP for (I think) the NHS Party, before pulling out. But also quite a lot of her thinking seems to be (low c) conservative. God knows where she stood on Brexit, but we know she didn’t vote in the Referendum. It’s all a bit of an incoherent jumble.
I think she was pretty anti Corbyn too. She also briefly flirted with the WEP. And gave actual SPEECHES for the pro-Indy Scottish Green party, and the SNP too, despite admitting to actively campaigning against independence with sock puppet accounts (Benedict Cumberscotch? OK pal). I'm baffled at the support she still gets from certain quarters of twitter. Basically she'll 'support' anyone who will give her a quick buck for telling her ~story~ but she'll ultimately back the British state because that's what she is - an establishment Britnat who boasts about being 'military around the edges'.
 
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Extreme Alan Partridge DAN DAN DAN vibes from her tagging MR and liking his tweets.

He doesn't know who you are love.
 
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Her politics also seem remarkably inconsistent. She said she was Labour, then Green, then she was going to stand as an MP for (I think) the NHS Party, before pulling out. But also quite a lot of her thinking seems to be (low c) conservative. God knows where she stood on Brexit, but we know she didn’t vote in the Referendum. It’s all a bit of an incoherent jumble.
I don’t think she really cares about politics, it’s just something to exploit for attention and to take her anger out on. She thinks she’s a lefty because she lets her brief, voluntary experience of financial struggle define her. In reality she only cares about herself, hence getting upset reading her blogpost of THEN but not thinking about the children going hungry NOW

She’s also quite thick and seemingly unable to think critically. Tories = bad draws in some attention on Twitter but she can’t go much deeper than that, so it’s no wonder her politics is such a jumble
 
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She’s also quite thick and seemingly unable to think critically.
Yeah precisely - this aspect of her should never be overlooked. Like it's all very well for us to try to make sense of her politics or indeed anything she says at any given moment but we're attempting to apply intelligence where there is none, it's a futile battle.
 
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I couldn't be more delighted (after being incandescent with rage the other day) that she's in a position now where she just absolutely hasn't a bleeping clue what to do.
She can't whine, because, starving kids.
She can't piggy back Marcus because he's got it all in hand and hasn't a clue who she is.
She can't attack anyone because she tried that and got put back in her box. .
Now she's irrelevant and everyone is ignoring her.
She must be tantruming around the crappy bungalow like a over sugared toddler having its lolly pop taken away.
I can only hope SB is at his dads.
 
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It depends. I still remember failing Commodore's Rounds once for failing to dust my lightbulb, and I grew up with a father with a white glove inspection mentality left over from work.

However, I do have severe problems with organisation and fall to pieces when any structure is taken away. Give me the structure and I'll cope admirably. So I have only a small locker to fit my kit in and have to lay out my clothes for inspection to a required size? Fine. A small room for everything and everything to be away? Fine. Give me a house or flat and no structure? Unorganised chaos. However, having spent a small fortune on drawer organisers, my kitchen and bedroom drawers have been ruthlessly Marie Kondoed and are still neat and tidy months later. The rest? That's another story.
Wow! I guess it wasn’t as much of an inconsistency as I’d first realised. It makes more sense to me now when you explain it. I have ADHD, I should know this anyway!!! 🙈 I’m genuinely impressed by you getting, and keeping things organised.
 
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She also seemed to take KGM’s tweet oddly personally, as if it was a direct accusation to Jack that she was not doing anything / enough. It was a very odd take.
Guilt. Too short. bleeping guilt Tabitha mate
 
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I think she was pretty anti Corbyn too. She also briefly flirted with the WEP. And gave actual SPEECHES for the pro-Indy Scottish Green party, and the SNP too, despite admitting to actively campaigning against independence with sock puppet accounts (Benedict Cumberscotch? OK pal). I'm baffled at the support she still gets from certain quarters of twitter. Basically she'll 'support' anyone who will give her a quick buck for telling her ~story~ but she'll ultimately back the British state because that's what she is - an establishment Britnat who boasts about being 'military around the edges'.
I’m more shocked that she didn’t use Bendydick Cumbersnatch, was it taken?
 
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I couldn't be more delighted (after being incandescent with rage the other day) that she's in a position now where she just absolutely hasn't a bleeping clue what to do.
She can't whine, because, starving kids.
She can't piggy back Marcus because he's got it all in hand and hasn't a clue who she is.
She can't attack anyone because she tried that and got put back in her box. .
Now she's irrelevant and everyone is ignoring her.
She must be tantruming around the crappy bungalow like a over sugared toddler having its lolly pop taken away.
I can only hope SB is at his dads.
all of this ...she’s no longer relevant.


I’m also pretty certain that SB must be with his Dad. ...she can tantrum around the bungalow to her hearts content.
 
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