I know it is bad manners to quote yourself, but who said I have good manners?How hard can it be to write up these simple recipes? What takes her so long?
I have realised why it takes her so long to write these recipes. She has to think of the overwrought florid self-centered soliloquies. Droning on about her life and her thoughts and her feelings and her woes and her troubles. Describing at length each of the ingredients, the colour, the smell, the texture (ooops shoulda left that one out).
Jack, nobody cares. Just tell them how to make the stuff.