I wish it was me, but can’t make head nor tail of Twitter. Plus,
she could frame it and hang it in her en-suite, beside the Emin
Jack Monroe #93 I can’t believe she’s no butter
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Hey Jack, my charity applied for, and got some funding to give 100 local struggling families vouchers towards food or whatever they need. About enough to buy a couple of winter coats for children. It's a drop in the ocean and absolutely shouldn't be needed. Meanwhile talk is cheap ...you can tweet to your heart's content but I know 100 local families will benefit from just a tiny bit of extra help in the next month,
Guess what....the funding came from DEFRA ...so the Govt DOES in fact recognise that families might well be suffering with the impact of COVID and need a bit of help towards food or other items.
So come on Jack what are YOU doing apart from tweeting your irrelevant nonsense?.
Guess what....the funding came from DEFRA ...so the Govt DOES in fact recognise that families might well be suffering with the impact of COVID and need a bit of help towards food or other items.
So come on Jack what are YOU doing apart from tweeting your irrelevant nonsense?.
You Fraus (and Herren-dem) are so articulate, it makes me marvel and I have nothing to add except ‘what you said’!
And also ‘it wasn’t me’ Shaggy style. If I replied to her on Twitter I’d really have my say and probably get banned!
And also ‘it wasn’t me’ Shaggy style. If I replied to her on Twitter I’d really have my say and probably get banned!
Haha! That’s what I always think. If I can’t help myself and just have to spill my guts, I’ll go down in a hail of Twitter bullets. I’ll have to learn how to do Twitter first, otherwise I’ll do a chaos. Truth be told, I’m too devoted to the cabal to break the rule of not crossing over. I love y’all
Haha! That’s what I always think. If I can’t help myself and just have to spill my guts, I’ll go down in a hail of Twitter bullets. I’ll have to learn how to do Twitter first, otherwise I’ll do a chaos. Truth be told, I’m too devoted to the cabal to break the rule of not crossing over. I love y’all
Hail of twitter bullets reminds me of Phoebe when she swears about the arcade game.
Omg super behind but paging @Bumbear our accountancy queen! It’s your time to shine!
Kirsty call us hun we have a Netflix series to make, duck the cash strapped paper off babe x
Ahh, the mean streets of Southend.
Gordon Ramsey has been bursting himself with pride all over social media and the press about his eldest son (Jack!) who has just passed out as a Royal Marine, having completed the Commando Course, well recognised as one of the toughest military training courses in the world. It requires toughness, fitness, mental strength, flexibility, and the ability to dig deep and work as a team. His son had the ability and results to go to university and this is what he chose.
I don't think that Jack's elder brother went to university but seems to be doing well as an RAF officer.
Jack didn't go to university but she didn't stick with anything either. She couldn't work as part of a team and she doesn't have any kind of toughness, mental or otherwise. If she really wanted to, she could do a pre-uni course in lieu of qualifications, start with the Open University, or go to a local college for an HNC/HND and then transfer to university. None of which she will do as it involves graft rather than grift.
It would be interesting to see what the RAF interview board made of her and on what grounds they refused her.
I don't think she could fit the hat over her substantial fringe effort.
She's sat there sucking on a Double Dip. Isn't that the best way to help those in need?
‘I’ ‘me’ ‘my’ - this is not about YOU Jack!
She is truly awful. I have her blocked on Twitter. For the very reason that I’d go nutty with her.
I grew up really poor. The stories I could tell. No proper coat in winter etc etc. Food was very basic. And very cheap.
I am fortunate that I have enough money to live on now. And to donate to charities. I could easily write a cook book on how to eat cheaply. No tomato purée with stuffing soup either.
I grew up really poor. The stories I could tell. No proper coat in winter etc etc. Food was very basic. And very cheap.
I am fortunate that I have enough money to live on now. And to donate to charities. I could easily write a cook book on how to eat cheaply. No tomato purée with stuffing soup either.
Lard.
Too short - Laaaaaaaaaaaard (not butter, she can’t afford it).
Psych Eval would have been her problem. Guaranteed..
It's not me, she blocked me for liking a tweet from the rail company when she sat in the wrong seat after her Edinburgh jaunt
Her ideal solution to poverty would be for the Government to give Jack tit loads of money and then she can cream off enough for herself. Then she could play Lady Bountiful handing out £20 boxes of hand-chosen weekly supplies which she would gift to the poors as if it were coming out of her own pocket. She would include her book (royalties paid to her of course) to enable the lucky recipients to make 37 meals for their freezers.
Give me strength, why the hell would any government listen to her ideas for policy? Her idea of investigative in-depth research is to put out a tweet asking for stories.
And this is where Marcus fits in beautifully. He grew up poor. Proper poor. He appreciates what he’s got now. And he is taking fantastic advantage of his huge proper platform to spread the word of food poverty (and poverty in general). I have always said this, and it’s very true of JackShit, that if you’ve never been properly poor for a very long time, you simply will not understand poverty. We never experimented with cooking when I was a child as we couldn’t afford it. You just don’t. It isn’t an option.
Quoting myself. Is this like retweeting myself? I don't care cos I've mocked up what I meant here.
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Is Gordan Ramsey's son (the Royal Marine) same one who went to see where his Dad grew up? There was a programme about it last year.
He went to see the closed down youth club which gave his Dad hope and a start in life.
He came across as such a nice young lad and he totally "got it" and said to is Dad at the end that it was a shame the youth club had closed down. He felt his Dad might not have succeeded so well in life without that bit of hope and encouragement which came from the club.
Gordan Ramsey promptly said "yes I would have done". It made me a bit sad as with all his money he could perhaps have renovated and reopened the youth club which had benefiited him. Instead he chose to ignore the part it played for him as a teenager.
Am sure he gives to charities.....most celebs do, but would have been nice to see him putting some money into the area he came from to benefit other youngsters.
He went to see the closed down youth club which gave his Dad hope and a start in life.
He came across as such a nice young lad and he totally "got it" and said to is Dad at the end that it was a shame the youth club had closed down. He felt his Dad might not have succeeded so well in life without that bit of hope and encouragement which came from the club.
Gordan Ramsey promptly said "yes I would have done". It made me a bit sad as with all his money he could perhaps have renovated and reopened the youth club which had benefiited him. Instead he chose to ignore the part it played for him as a teenager.
Am sure he gives to charities.....most celebs do, but would have been nice to see him putting some money into the area he came from to benefit other youngsters.
Oh look someone all up in Jack's niche doing easy, tasty food.
www.theguardian.com
From frozen toasties to emergency cookies: a beginner’s guide to batch cooking
It’s cheap, it’s eco-friendly and it saves an awful lot of time – it’s time to embrace batch cooking
www.theguardian.com
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