Jack Monroe #93 I can’t believe she’s no butter

[Mustard]

This is the Members Dining Room heavily subsidised menu from today that they will be able to nosh in after their voting yesterday.

 

[colouredlines]

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Get Jack in there to cook for them for a week, they'll come around...

 

[Marj24]

Get Jack in there to cook for them for a week, they'll come around...

Indeed she should do some consultancy work for I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. They are in the UK this year, many of her recipes would be perfect for a bush tucker trial

 

[blurstoftimes]

Yes exactly this. When your food budget is restricted you need reliability. Back in my skint years, I tended to avoid fresh fruit to an extent for the simple reason that you don't know when you're going to get something sour. Veg is more reliable, similarly you know a tin of beans will taste the same as the last one as will your basic pasta sauce recipe. I'm not suggesting fruit dodging is a healthy approach btw but it does highlight how a tight budget will adversely affect your nutritional intake over time- you can have a good basic diet but not an excellent one.

But what about fruit of the low-hanging variety? Jack's favourite!

 

[byropaw]

I dislike when my post is edited/added into an earlier post, creating one long post with, say, three quotes and, frankly, dimishing my pithy wit. It grates my mushrooms

 

[Scarletfever]

I am just warning you, if she does a £20 asda shop on Sunday I may spontaneously combust.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

I dislike when my post is edited/added into an earlier post, creating one long post with, say, three quotes and, frankly, dimishing my pithy wit. It grates my mushrooms

Somebody mentioned this in (I think) the Sali Hughes thread & I'm sure @Yel said she previews until somebody else posts then it'll go after that.

 

[Stinkyminky]

Feel like it’s a good time to remind people of this:

 

[PoorPatrol]

Feel it’s a good time to remind people of this:
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When she calls herself puppyish one of my many, many, least favourite versions of Jack!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Omg that bleeping potatoes essay includes the story about her decking her brother .Can't believe she would say this publicly about a family member, how bleeping awkward.

(My brother was in the RAF last time we spoke, a couple of Christmases ago, when he described Iain Duncan Smith as the best thing to happen to this country and told me I had chosen to have a baby outside of marriage so deserved everything I got. It’s fair to describe us as ‘estranged’ these days, I don’t know how it works in the aristocracy but where I’m from being decked by your little sister is seen as a bit embarrassing.)

 

[Silver Linings]

Feel it’s a good time to remind people of this:
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You can get your own wallpaper made from designs you send. Wrap up a shopping trolley full of Fortnum & Mason in that and let her squeak away to herself and stop harming actual causes.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Feel it’s a good time to remind people of this:
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I long for the day I can be post a sausage without an essay how did I miss that first time round?

 

[holliebollie]

KGM: tweets to suggest that instead of armchair activism, give a small donation to a charity = pile ons and article trashing tweet.

Jackanory: TAKES PEOPLE’S BENEFITS to keep her in Vivienne Westwood, Ocado/M&S, Cotswold, Burberry, Smeg, John Lewis = nothing.

Has she ever complained of having tinnitus?! I can take a guess it’s actually the constant Twitter notifications she can hear 24/7.

 

[instacharlie]

Her fans are cunts, sorry but it’s all of our jobs to feed and look after everyone. She should be mortified that she’s getting tagged in this tit but she actively perpetuated it with her mAtE wE pAy tAxEs, tbh I don’t give a duck how much we pay in taxes it’s used on tit isn’t it, but that’s out of our control. What’s in our control is what we do with our time & money, and JM isn’t a big fan of doing anything nice for anyone that isn’t her or Cotswolds Co. Also she’s on a mad one about taxes recently isn’t she, suspect our dear heart has fucked it, is feeling a lil resentful, and her true blue ~shines through~

agree completely with @instacharlie, she won’t share links to donate cos she wants to poor fish every Sunday and she needs to make sure the pay pigs haven’t already made their charitable donation of the month.

If someone near you falls over, don't you pick them up? Even if it's not your 'job' to be looking out for them?
If this really is her attitude then she shouldn't be taking any monetary donations, whether it's through patreon, paypal, the tip jar. She should be refusing any offer of gifted products. Why should she be gifted something, when I'm not? I pay my taxes!!

But what does it really matter now......she's got her new gifted Nigella book to sit and read. Priorities and all that!

 

[Thymian40]

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She messes with my head because it literally feels like a few months ago now.

not to myself but that squiggle is an irl friend of mine. how utterly utterly depressing.

 

[Silver Linings]

My list of least favourite Jack incarnations -

1. List Jack. (I love air, oxygen, good old breathing gas, airy fairy, oxy moxy, o2......) until the tweet runs out with no punctuation and straight into the next.

2. Dickensian Jack.

3. Thesaurus Jack. Bonus annoyance if the word is wrongly used.

4. Seductive Jack. Just, no.

5. Politics Jack. Sigh.

6. Jack and the hilarious adventures of Cooper the cat. Cat does things. Jack tells us, or worse, films him grooming for 49 seconds.

7. Mama Jack. Most annoying when SB is inexplicably being described as a toddler but applicable to all mama tweets.

8. Chef Jack. I know nothing about food so most of her mishaps don’t rile me. As an amateur though her food looks yuck.

Fin.

not to myself but that squiggle is an irl friend of mine. how utterly utterly depressing.

Ah tit, love. Sorry for my tone deaf post. I’m distancing myself from taking JM seriously today. I hope your friend is ok.

 

[Scarletfever]

Omg that bleeping potatoes essay includes the story about her decking her brother .Can't believe she would say this publicly about a family member, how bleeping awkward.

(My brother was in the RAF last time we spoke, a couple of Christmases ago, when he described Iain Duncan Smith as the best thing to happen to this country and told me I had chosen to have a baby outside of marriage so deserved everything I got. It’s fair to describe us as ‘estranged’ these days, I don’t know how it works in the aristocracy but where I’m from being decked by your little sister is seen as a bit embarrassing.)

"Where I'm from" fucks me off immensely. A five bedroom detached house in SE England and a girl's grammar school.

Piss off love!

 

[byropaw]

I am just warning you, if she does a £20 asda shop on Sunday I may spontaneously combust.

We'll be here with the fire blanket, then.

I'm worried that all the tens of family people she used to socialise with every Sunday, laughing and singing around a loaded table of love and delicious food, will be missing her.

Unless
That
Never
Happened

 

[Silver Linings]

Rage! Ask what her group is called, promote it. Answer any of the harrowing tweets you’ve received today and talk about anything but yourself.

 

[blurstoftimes]

"Where I'm from" fucks me off immensely. A five bedroom detached house in SE England and a girl's grammar school.

Piss off love!

Also as if she is capable of decking anyone lol. I imagine it playing out like she is Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.