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AS IF she’s just reposted her shitty essay. I’m actually shocked, what a self-serving cunt. No time to tweet useful information about where and how to donate to feed disadvantaged children, but wants everyone to read her horribly written tripe and tell her she’s the most cleverest even though she’s the most poorest. So inspiring! Much influential!
When I used to date a lot, for my own amusement, I would message men whose profiles started with 'Oxbridge educated' to ask if they felt it was sad that they still defined themselves by a decades old achievement.Getting into Oxbridge was amazing. But that family member peaked at 17.
I laughed, but it’s a fucking accurate depiction and that’s so sad"I was being sarcastic, Krish is a mate, here's a picture of my arse with the crack shopped out and four thousand tweets about Ribena"
Yes, remind them of the misleading picture that you took while doing the live below the line challenge while making out it was all you could afford currently, if I remember correctly?
To be fair to these horror squiggles it's the logical conclusion to everything Jack has been funding her middle class lifestyle with for years, after she's currently feeding herself and her son on just £20 per week with plenty left over to do experiment with new recipes. The ability to eat well on a budget is a skill but not one that's of much use when you literally have no money. As anti poverty campaigners go Jack is worse than a man down.Just had a quick look on twitter. Found these tweets. I am so fucking angry right now. How can she not see how dangerous she is?
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I stand by what I said yesterday that "what uni did you go to" comment was a sarky response to her probably being a know it all and the person in question was thinking "who the fuck is this twit" and therefore asked and was "shocked" to hear she was only secondary school educated.I'm at work and googled this in seconds. The answer is YES they contain palm oil. And somehow Jack has appointed herself as the appropriate person to write about food ethics? Oh yeah I forgot her meticulous research of food ethics has concluded cheap = good, expensive = bad. No wonder everyone laughed at her at that imaginary dinner party. I wonder if it was around the time of calling herself 'Dr Jack Monroe' (this makes me die to think about, so embarrassing).
Especially since her annual income is so low that she'd qualify for full maintenance and would never earn enough to pay the loans back <SURE JAN>All this uni talk, she’s so disingenuous. If it really was *that* big a deal, if she really feels as though it’s something that would improve her career opportunities and social standing and the rest, then why not just GO to university now, as a mature student. She’s been loaded and at a loose end for years, the bulk of her days are spent on SM, the idea that time and money stand in the way no longer apply (if they ever did) and even if she lacks GCSE’s, again, she has the time to get them if she so wishes. It’s hypothetical, of course, because she’s a lazy fucker and puts more effort into selfies and photoshop than in self-improving, but it doesn’t stop her making a song and dance and claiming some sort of special victimhood on account of her laziness. She has 10000 times more opportunity than your average joe, she just can’t be fucked to do anything with it.
Two margarines on the go? It's a nightmare scenario.This is by-the-by, but I went to M&S yesterday & bought some butter and then when I got home I found I already HAD an unused butter in the fridge and now I feel so bloody fancy! I knew my Frauhen would understand
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To the best of my knowledge (1984 Culture Cmub concert Sydney, Australia!) it's Helen Terry on backing vocalsThe ephemeral Monroe Paradox has been mentioned before - I saw this question, immediately thought of this song, then heard the last line of 2nd verse.
Full version for those of us who may have forgotten quite how good Culture Club and Boy George were. Katy Brand is kiilling it on the backing vocals too.
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See, now I’ve got “Muy importante!” from Family Guy stuck in my head, alongside Mackie’s face and a printout of Potatoes!!AS IF she’s just reposted her shitty essay. I’m actually shocked, what a self-serving cunt. No time to tweet useful information about where and how to donate to feed disadvantaged children, but wants everyone to read her horribly written tripe and tell her she’s the most cleverest even though she’s the most poorest. So inspiring! Much influential!
I enjoyed listening to the episode of Fortunately where Fi and Jane interviewed him. It’s on the BBC Sounds App from 31 July 2020.Krishnan is a national treasure. She’s a fucking fool.
It seems like a good time to link you to an article I wrote, with a photograph from when I was cos playing for Oxfam or something.
Yes exactly this. When your food budget is restricted you need reliability. Back in my skint years, I tended to avoid fresh fruit to an extent for the simple reason that you don't know when you're going to get something sour. Veg is more reliable, similarly you know a tin of beans will taste the same as the last one as will your basic pasta sauce recipe. I'm not suggesting fruit dodging is a healthy approach btw but it does highlight how a tight budget will adversely affect your nutritional intake over time- you can have a good basic diet but not an excellent one.People do NOT need experimental riffs on nasty instant noodles.
Cheap recipes to teach people to cook should be simple, healthy and largely uncontroversial. Basic tomato sauce for pasta (that if budget & taste permits you could add bacon, tuna, olives, diced pepper, etc to). Simple ragu for bolognese, which could easily get adapted into chilli con carne, cottage pie, etc. Some easy recipes for chickpeas or beans that don't involve peaches.
Jack has never produced anything like that. If you're skint, you don't want to experiment. You need simple, foolproof recipes that will help you learn the fundamentals of cooking, without a drained spaghetti hoop in sight.
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