EGGS!! You're missing eggs. That'll do the trick. If you've no eggs then sub with a parsnip!
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Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
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Half a jar of mayo stirred through it should do the trick.
I wish I knew how to make GIFs. Iām having thoughts of Rowan Atkinson in Love, Actually, fannying about with the gift wrapping. āāTis but the work of a moment.ā Coupled with the talents of @Alansbigplate I think itās what Viv would have wanted.
Honest opinion, that is so much better. It tastes like a cheap cup-a-soup.
Still far too much salt and it retains the claggy texture. A lot of effort and expense to create what is not even as nice as a cup-a-soup and loads more expensive. It has a persistent aftertaste which is not pleasant. The way it coats the back of your throat requires a lot of water to wash it down.
I would possibly eat it if there was absolutely nothing else (though I am not going to persevere this time). Would I choose to eat it? No.
I won't waste it though, as suggested I might add it to a ragu, or at least some of it.
Still far too much salt and it retains the claggy texture. A lot of effort and expense to create what is not even as nice as a cup-a-soup and loads more expensive. It has a persistent aftertaste which is not pleasant. The way it coats the back of your throat requires a lot of water to wash it down.
I would possibly eat it if there was absolutely nothing else (though I am not going to persevere this time). Would I choose to eat it? No.
I won't waste it though, as suggested I might add it to a ragu, or at least some of it.
Throw that straight in the jacks, flush and totally cut out the middle man..
Well safe to say she's definitely done her tattle catch up now.
Absolutely, it has been on the hob for nearly half an hour, add to that 10 minutes to chop the onions and teeny tiny tomatoes. My tomatoes from the ASDA's grocers' choice (as specified) were tiny.
The aftertaste really is strong, I have drunk a glass of water and a cup of tea and can still taste tomato purƩe and I only had a couple of spoons full.
What a dick. Squiggle's DMs are open too. But JM's too bleeping high and mighty to DM a pleb.
Repay her the Ā£20!
Can I nominate this line as a thread title?
Jack Monroe #93 Persistent aftertaste which is not pleasant
Thankyou matt much for taking one for the team and confirming what we expected from this soup. Now duck off and make yourself a sandwich or something to get rid of the aftertaste x
Why the hell does the poor sod have to DM Jack when they have given her money? Christ, if that was me I'd be mortified and would be DMing them as well as publicly acknowledging it. The brass neck - are they on sale at John Lewis?
Well done for doing the bare minimum 4 days later I guess <standing ovation for Jack>
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She's probably asked them to DM her so we can see it. If she just DMd kind squiggle we wouldn't know about it.
She only gave it back as she was getting publicly dragged for it.
How many kind squiggles are out there silently donating?
It's utterly scandalous.
The lovely lady who runs Patās Food has just uploaded a recipe for...drum roll... Mayo Cake...
Jackās recipe...to follow...
The whole thread. Iām saying nothing.
If poor people are giving money to a middle class 'writer' and occasional TV person because of ridiculous poor fishing then it very much is all of our business.
Who wants to place a bet she wouldn't have done tit if we hadn't mentioned it here? Put me down for a Ā£20 shop
Who wants to place a bet she wouldn't have done tit if we hadn't mentioned it here? Put me down for a Ā£20 shop
Quick, everyone look while I react to a news story from this morning.
I dunno, do your grifting habits change with the seasons? Asking for people getting scammed.
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