These tweets imply that she is no longer linked with Hellmann’s, but another tweet last night implied she was still under some sort of contract!
Which one is it Jack?
Please try and keep up with your web of lies
Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
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Which one is it Jack?
Please try and keep up with your web of lies
I think other Hausfraus are right, I think L and JM are seeing each other on the quiet. Shame, I was team Louisa when she LEFT but I think we don't know enough about her to say she's innocent. If she was able to get away and then be drawn back to the chaos then well, she ought to be careful JM doesn't do something that jeopardises her job again.
And it seems JM is getting away with things yet again and no big tickers have picked up on her scamming people out of winter fuel money. I think because she word vomits so many tweets of an evening they only see the 'nice ones' with photos of food when they do their daily Twitter scrolls. A lot of Jack's chaoses happen in the comments in a thread so possibly missed for those doing a quick scroll down their feed.
And it seems JM is getting away with things yet again and no big tickers have picked up on her scamming people out of winter fuel money. I think because she word vomits so many tweets of an evening they only see the 'nice ones' with photos of food when they do their daily Twitter scrolls. A lot of Jack's chaoses happen in the comments in a thread so possibly missed for those doing a quick scroll down their feed.
An 'award-winning food writer' but she's neglected to put how much water you need for the Pangrattato Al Pomodoro. This squiggle is understandably confused...
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Are we really meant to believe that Jack is living off a £20 per week shopping budget?! Does she honestly believe everyone is that stupid??
So she can't afford butter, or decent meat, etc? Yet she can afford to account for 2 lunches, late night snacks of unlimited bread and eggs, and a bottomless pit of other unknown sourced ingredients?
I know it's bullshit, you all know it's bullshit......why is no-one calling her out on this??
And as for the Lingering Louisa who is still loitering around Thorpe Bay - She needs to sort herself out as well. Girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, duck-buddy or whatever, she obviously isn't helping the situation. Walk away or call her out
Have some dignity or morals. Both would be good, but one or the other would do.
So she can't afford butter, or decent meat, etc? Yet she can afford to account for 2 lunches, late night snacks of unlimited bread and eggs, and a bottomless pit of other unknown sourced ingredients?
I know it's bullshit, you all know it's bullshit......why is no-one calling her out on this??
And as for the Lingering Louisa who is still loitering around Thorpe Bay - She needs to sort herself out as well. Girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, duck-buddy or whatever, she obviously isn't helping the situation. Walk away or call her out
Have some dignity or morals. Both would be good, but one or the other would do.
We await @MancBee ‘s attempt....
Once again the outcome of my day hinges on some pictures in an online forum.
Good Morning.
I saw this and wondered if Jack will use this instead of bunging her books through letter boxes.
These threads are luring me back in - I’m pregnant and have a house to unpack!
I saw this and wondered if Jack will use this instead of bunging her books through letter boxes.
These threads are luring me back in - I’m pregnant and have a house to unpack!
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Christ Alive she was on one last night.
Of all the things she tweeted that could be annoying, somehow it’s the performative ‘Irish when she’s angry’ that really grated my mushroom.
(I think I’m projecting as I used to live with someone born in Nottingham but after a few drinks sounded like they’d just come over from Cork)
Of all the things she tweeted that could be annoying, somehow it’s the performative ‘Irish when she’s angry’ that really grated my mushroom.
(I think I’m projecting as I used to live with someone born in Nottingham but after a few drinks sounded like they’d just come over from Cork)
Shame she didn't have all these amazing ideas with mayo, whilst getting paid by a mayonnaise brand to promote mayonnaise.
So do we think this £20 shop bollocks is because she owes a tit-load in tax? I wonder what her followers would make of that. 
She made a mayo cake, ok? She made a big, dry mayo cake.
Maybe Louisa doesn’t want anyone to know she’s seeing Jack...I mean, wouldnt you be embarrassed?If they've rekindled, why is it a secret? Seems suspicious. Perhaps it would ruin Jack's only goal in life, the 'can I crowdfund a house' project! Let me answer that for you Jack, NO you can't, get a job. (Just gossiping ninny speculation, m'lud
This has irritated me no end. Xenophobic, stereotypical nonsense
She also made ................ potato salad!! <insert Tom Cruise sunglasses gif [preferably as adapted by @Alansbigplate]>. And, iirc, spread mayo on bread to make sandwiches <no gif to do this one justice>.
Not lots of pennies, just the odd one or two.
You brave, brave soul......
This needs to happen. I think a Christmas card reveal would work well - sharing a loving glance as J playfully offers L a spoonful of her latest creation.
Two Girls : One Anchoïade Dip
Found this old recipe of Jack's with this photo...
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Fraus, I am haunted!
Also... she really goes to town with the tags!
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that’s thread title #93 surely
Or the individual butter pats?
Re butter: was she not claiming to use butter as a dip not too long ago? Marmite butter anyway.
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