It's too early for Celebrity Masterchef I'm afraid, the last one only finished two months ago. Masterchef: The Professionals starts airing fairly soon, but I don't think she'd even make the first round and, as she says, she's NOT a chef.
Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife
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What do Jack's acolytes get out of their one-sided relationship with her? I don't understand it. She has "neither wit, nor use, nor ornament" as my Granny used to say.
THAT MAN however (and his little buddy Buddy) bring light and joy. I just bought the VEG book. KAPOW! It's full of colour and zest and makes one want to run straight to the kitchen. Here he is mispronouncing gazpacho with heart and warmth:
THAT MAN however (and his little buddy Buddy) bring light and joy. I just bought the VEG book. KAPOW! It's full of colour and zest and makes one want to run straight to the kitchen. Here he is mispronouncing gazpacho with heart and warmth:
We're going to be disappointed, aren't we? 
Depends, I don’t think for one moment she would be asked for either I’m a celeb or celeb masterchef as she is not a celeb and she is far too unstable for each.We're going to be disappointed, aren't we?
We're going to be disappointed, aren't we?
And makes terrible slop out of what they sell. They will be watching her SM and if they take her on...nah.
Yes, absolutely xWe're going to be disappointed, aren't we?
It’ll be something pretty boring but I’m sure the way Jack announces it will have us fizzing with excitementWe're going to be disappointed, aren't we?
Talking of dickheads.....Wallace is known to be a wanker.Crikey - imagine the absolute Twatfest!! Having met two of his wives on Twitter, maybe Gregg can give Jack some tips on getting them down the aisle.
Just remember that the job Jack is doing is big....HUGE.
Well apparently he doesn’t work there anymore but is intrigued by my question. I said nothing! How disappointing.
or a cook.
Also, I know we all know who she is, but out there in the real world she is a micro-celebrity at best. I don’t think she’d make the cut given that there are so many reality TV types and Instagrammers who’d be in front of her in the queue.
It blows my mind that that video was only uploaded in February. It feels like an eternity ago (and think of how much content she's provided since!)
I'm sure it's a yoghurt advert. This is based on nothing but cop instinct and I'm still pages behind. Present-time coven, don't judge me if I'm wrong.
We’ve all forgotten the possibility of her joining her countrymen & women on TOWIE
I'm Grunka-ing but "adenoidal whine in the darkness" has just finished me. Amazing work, Dear Heart! Now get fucked.
The hoofer/warbler/sometime Judge got the Yoghurt gig by sleeping with the Producer. Alledgedly m’lud.
Would Mackie do such a heinous, sneaky thing to further her career ? Wot, taking up with people? Useful types ?
I don’t believe it.
All my fantasy fuelled by chaos m’lud.
Yes, I know a waitress that said he was a real perv & incredibly rude. Jack will hopefully kick tit out of him live on air
I read it back & kicked myself for not doing ‘wobbled through the darkness’
Uh-oh ..... Autumn Catalogue just dropped in my email. Thought a collaboration was happening when I saw a familiar hand on page 6. Maybe next time.
* Aff link etc.
* Aff link etc.
Another catalogue for her to complete. I’d put out a 500-metre wide warning to all her neighbours of a potential sinkhole forming, stat.Uh-oh ..... Autumn Catalogue just dropped in my email. Thought a collaboration was happening when I saw a familiar hand on page 6. Maybe next time.
Whatever it is, she'll be getting paid for it, a decent sum I assume, seeing as how she's declared the job "huge". So WTF was the £20 food shopping all about? She makes me so angry!
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