Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

[kachoochoo]

she might be too busy kicking shins to tweet

or. due to the SEVERE fatigue , she's nodded off and will wake up somewhere entirely different. maybe Edinburgh

eta great minds!

 

[Alansbigplate]

God I hope she gets home all styled and feeling herself with the full moon BDE, watch out sideboards cos here she comes

 

[blurstoftimes]

There's probably been a dramatic incident that she's become embroiled in and kicking of shins/pen knife wielding. We all know Jackamo + trains = CHAOS.

You know who else likes anecdotes about train journeys...

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Maybe it's not I'm A Celeb and she's the mystery 12th star on Dancing On Ice.... (I jest, I'm FIZZING with excitement at potentially seeing Our Jackie take on a bushtucker trial)

 

[PoorPatrol]

Has she been mugged for her x3 phones, x6 notebooks, and x3 laptops? Why the train silence, hun?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

The photoshoot takes place in a kitchen.

 

[Scarletfever]

Maybe she's been brought in as a recipe consultant for the bush tucker trials - "the most extreme yet"

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

"I'm NOT a Celebrity, get me INTO here!!!!"

 

[NellieBoo]

The photoshoot takes place in a kitchen.

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Pish. It better not be a photo shoot for a boring old book. I'll be FEWMIN.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!

 

[Bugger13]

Has she been mugged for her x3 phones, x6 notebooks, and x3 laptops? Why the train silence, hun?

Lights have gone out & she’s kicking tit out of the ticket inspector’s shins?

 

[crystaleyesd]

Pish. It better not be a photo shoot for a boring old book. I'll be FEWMIN.

Oh my god, please be Celebrity Masterchef 2021. I'll laugh up an actual lung

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!

I think it's the interview with her and Allegra.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Maybe she's been brought in as a recipe consultant for the bush tucker trials - "the most extreme yet"

“Media giants, sorry for kicking you all in the shins, it’s a force of habit. Here’s my idea: Make the contestants eat eyelids, bollocks, and gristle. I have a source, I can get them for 5p a go!”

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!

She said in a Guardian interview in 2014 that she turned down Big Brother

Jack Monroe: 'I'm a lefty, liberal, lezzer cook'

The blogger behind A Girl Called Jack on food poverty, bullying and standing up to Richard Littlejohn. Interview by Tim Adams

www.theguardian.com

 

[Yel]

I’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!

Hasn't she also said so many companies approached her for the rights to make a movie on her life?

I'm not getting my hopes up for I'm a celeb, it would be the perfect entertainment for the coming troubling months but I doubt she'd get offered it or even accept it if she was.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

She said in a Guardian interview in 2014 that she turned down Big Brother

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Jack Monroe: 'I'm a lefty, liberal, lezzer cook'

The blogger behind A Girl Called Jack on food poverty, bullying and standing up to Richard Littlejohn. Interview by Tim Adams

www.theguardian.com

That's it! The one with Allegra was when she said she worked for Oxfam..

 

[PoorPatrol]

Oh my god, please be Celebrity Masterchef 2021. I'll laugh up an actual lung

Omg this would be even better!! One sleb would be there making a veloute of truffled angel tears, and she’d be howling over the injustice of not being fancy enough. Her nasal complaining would be accompanied by a horse spunk jus, made from the ephemera of a single, hand-podded, rinsed bean.

 

[Bugger13]

Oh god, celebrity masterchef would be the absolute dream. Please please please let me get what I want.

 

[NellieBoo]

Well, all I can say is it better be good/bad after this huge, HUGE build up. We are relying on you, Jackamo, during these covid times. There's duck all else to do .