Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife
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If Monica galetti is on, she’s going to have to develop a whole new ultra eye roll. Just imagine jack going ‘it’ll thicken up in the oven’ with those two standing there
Well I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t go on I’m a Celeb as she’d never be able to give up her phone(s). She’d go nuts wondering what we were all saying about her.
does this mean she’s not going to be cooking the livers for tea... she’s not doing well with the fake limited shopping at all.
I'm not convinced it'll be a TV show. I'm betting on a new line of recipe cards for Asda, and today's the day of the promo shots.
she never even took her last tenner to asda on monday
I don't think it's I'm A Celeb. I've just watched a "meet the celeb" intro thing from last year and they're all filmed speaking to the camera with a hotel room type background. There's also a photoshoot in a fake jungle.
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That makes sense. But almost too logical and linear for Jack. Buys £20 shop at Asda. Promotes Asda. Does official photoshoot and press for Asda. Nahhhh, way too un-maverick and orderly!
Ooooooooh I know somebody who works for the Asda magazine. Gonna ask him.....
Oh my god, please be Celebrity Masterchef 2021. I'll laugh up an actual lung
Crikey - imagine the absolute Twatfest!! Having met two of his wives on Twitter, maybe Gregg can give Jack some tips on getting them down the aisle.
Maybe it's the new series of The Masked Singer?
Please don't make me re-live her singing Landslide
Once again, the Think It Through, Jack trumpet sounds
It would be quite easy to contain kittens in a catnip shirt, wouldn’t it? They love the stuff!
Celebrity Masterchef has been my Jack dream for months. Just imagine all the other contestants getting worried, thinking she's a ringer...then it slowly dawning on them that she can't cook for tit, and some boyband singer from the 90s who burned all his taste buds away with coke is doing a better job than our favourite cookbook author.
I've said it before but Celebrity MasterChef would be PERFECT. There's no hiding. If you're tit, you're tit.
As much as we would all love it, I fear Jack may struggle with the fundamental concept of the show .....
They do have an awful lot of purées on Masterchef...although they're usually to contrast against some texture.
Was too slow to reply the the other thread. It closed!
I am currently using a big backpack for work, but I still have my handbag with me,
she’s such a muppet or making it up
I am currently using a big backpack for work, but I still have my handbag with me,
she’s such a muppet or making it up- Status