Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Well, she did say it's possibly the biggest and best job so far in her very colourful and adventurous (?!) career. There's still hope.

'Colourful and Adventurous..'
Is she going to attempt cooking with Farrow and Ball paint?

 

[Malacandra]

It was a joke about an extending table? Congratulations on your standard of living tho

I didn't get the joke! Also, standard of living is down to my father, who grew up in extreme privation and made sure that his children would be secure. x

 

[NellieBoo]

Well, she did say it's possibly the biggest and best job so far in her very colourful and adventurous (?!) career. There's still hope.

There's always the train journey home too.

 

[Montrachet]

Haha but I hope that you are not mocking me here. I make no apologies for never having financial worries. My children, on the other hand ... Without our assistance our son would be in dire straits. I am well aware that our fortunes may change at any moment. Our daughter's PhD guarantees nothing.

I didn't get the joke! Also, standard of living is down to my father, who grew up in extreme privation and made sure that his children would be secure. x

 

[Geetbo]

I didn't get the joke! Also, standard of living is down to my father, who grew up in extreme privation and made sure that his children would be secure. x

 

[DinosaurSenior]

@DinosaurSenior your daily betting commentary does make me laugh!

Hehe!!! William Hill accumulators fill in the gaps between reading this thread whilst at work!

 

[Malacandra]

Would LYING about my circumstances make me more acceptable to you?

Would you prefer me to pretend?

 

[Montrachet]

Would LYING about my circumstances make me more acceptable to you?

Would you prefer me to pretend?

Err, it was a Matrix / Black Cat / Déjà vu kind of thing. Anyway, I am off for a haircut - sorry your son didn't get into dire straits .... good band in their day.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I didn't get the joke! Also, standard of living is down to my father, who grew up in extreme privation and made sure that his children would be secure. x

Lovely stuff.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Err, it was a Matrix / Black Cat / Déjà vu kind of thing. Anyway, I am off for a haircut - sorry your son didn't get into dire straits .... good band in their day.

I particularly enjoyed the black cat, I have to say

 

[Droosie123]

Calm it down folks.

We all have different circumstances for different reasons.

We don't lie about it....we leave that to Jack

 

[Mel Donte]

Would LYING about my circumstances make me more acceptable to you?

Would you prefer me to pretend?

No. But you really needn't have mentioned it. Your 'ethnically' decorated house isn't relevant to the thread.

 

[MrsOgre]

Caught up and ready for tonight's full moon. Maybe Jack has been for cookery lessons today and needed measurements for her uniform. We can live in hope.

 

[Ellabella]

Can someone remind me where the mute button is please?

 

[GoLando]

It was a joke about an extending table? Congratulations on your standard of living tho

Genuinely can’t work out if it’s a weird parody or a real-life Mrs Bucket.

 

[MancBee]

Has R Jackie kept off Twitter all day? After her early morning flurry of course. It's very strange indeed. She must be getting enough attention in real life. That will be a novelty for her.

 

[AmTellinYa]

Can someone remind me where the mute button is please?

Click on the user name and then ignore x

 

[Geetbo]

Genuinely can’t work out if it’s a weird parody or a real-life Mrs Bucket.

And I promise that is my last gif.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Has R Jackie kept off Twitter all day? After her early morning flurry of course. It's very strange indeed. She must be getting enough attention in real life. That will be a novelty for her.

Nothing since 09:15

 

[JoyceDivision]

Has R Jackie kept off Twitter all day? After her early morning flurry of course. It's very strange indeed. She must be getting enough attention in real life. That will be a novelty for her.

I saw a headline earlier that Twitter has been down today