Revisiting this image I’ve clocked - she’s cosplaying as the girls the Prosecco huns / Fiat 500 Twitter that come to central to do their Christmas shopping and Winter Wonderland. Each year there’s a different uniform but generous dashings of faux fur and designer accessories are their omnipresent truth.
Not digging them out at all, but has anyone checked on Megan Barton-Hanson recently as this is all v single white female
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Oh my God. Yes! THAT’S who that mad ‘lady doctor prescribed red lipstick for my ouchy mouth’ profile picture looked like.
Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
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Omg thank you for sourcing this! That thing is bleeping huge?!It looks like an Extra Large Dresser Top sat upon a Grand Sideboard, totalling a rather modest £1499. Appears staged especially for Frauen Eyes Only.
And the best bit is ....... wait for it conspiracy wankers ..... the Grand Sideboard alone weighs ..... 92 Kgs ..... plus 1 kg of packaging for the beast!!
I don’t understand why you’d buy such a mammoth piece of furniture, this is nothing to do with the price / renting / whatever, but it’s bleeping ginormous?! It’s not the type of thing every home would have somewhere sensible to put it so seems like a ridiculous item to buy unless you are indeed 60 and unlikely to move again?
Oh my God. Yes! THAT’S who that mad ‘lady doctor prescribed red lipstick for my ouchy mouth’ profile picture looked like.
ETA can’t make my picture and the writing go on the same post - ffs
ETA can’t make my picture and the writing go on the same post - ffs
Made her lunch by the look of it..bleeping hell, what’s Jack done to Nigella?
And why you’d ram all your kitchen ware down the side of your house in a lean to and leave it bare
Me too; the gang’s all here and she’s talking out her Mayo white ass as per
She’s obviously not putting the effort in!
Sorry if this has been discussed before but who the hell is the intended audience for passionate polemic? How is she qualified to write about this topic? I just can't take any of this seriously. And Liz Jones can f*ck right off. Going bankrupt is not the same as being poor. Being tit with money is not the same as being poor. The absolute best she could offer would be a story of being a bit hard up as single mother for a short period of time. To carry on trying to eek a career out of that is just ghoulish.
T-minus two days then and she’s printed out a page from Wikipedia, a photo of David Cameron, drawn on his face & taken self timer photos with an empty pad of paper
So it was due in right about now? She must have had an extension then due to pissing about on Twitter/still researching on Wikipedia.
That’s a Tattle dig if ever I saw one
Nice handwriting.
For me a successful meal plan factors in that it's hard to predict exactly how the week pans out. I'm a big fan of having ingredients ready prepped in the fridge so I can assemble meals quickly. I'm vegan, so for me that means I have one or two types of pulses ready cooked in the fridge (they keep for around five days either in water or dressed), vegetables ready sliced or diced (root veg in airtight containers in water, other veg just sliced or chopped in airtight containers), some veg is great steamed and ready to go (sweet potatoes, butternut squash).I also gave one or two grains that takes longer than 10 minutes to cook (brown rice, quinoa, etc) ready in the fridge. I typically prep on sundays, but I'm not religious about it.Thank you very much, this looks excellent!
And thank you to everyone for all the meal planning and recipe suggestions - there's so much gold in these threads but they move so fastI'm a fairly chaotic, wasteful cook and I find it tough to stick to meal plans so I probably could do with starting from scratch
I then have several meals in mind for the week, depending on exactly what I've got in.
For example, I can make a quick lentil loaf (sautee onion, garlic and carrots with rosemary, add cooked lentils, oats, some stock and mustard, mix, put in loaf ton, bake) and put some veggies on a roasting tray alongside it.
Next day I might have stir fry of my ready prepped veg with rice noodles and a satay sauce.
The following day veggie burgers made out of the quinoa, some steamed sweet potatoes and beans. Served with a salad and potato wedges.
And then perhaps a veggie chilli with some brown rice.
But there are lots of meals you could create from those ingredients and that's the point. Maybe it gets hot and you just want a big salad with beans,steamed veggies and a nice dressing. Or you want a hearty soup. You can go either way, which means you aren't ridgedly stuck to a meal that no one fancies at that moment.
Home cooking is about being flexible within a structure. I'd hate to start each evening completely new. But I also dont want to eateftovers all the time. Prepping ingredients is a good compromise.
he'd probably make a better job
I mean, she was still doing basic initial “research” (i.e. printing out pages from Wikipedia ffs) a few days ago. I doubt she’s even sketched out a structure/outline for this book. And she has less than a fortnight left.
ETA: In fact she apparently has only 2 days!! What an absolute shitshow. Publisher must be DELIGHTED with how this is going.
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I’m sorry I’m way behind (constantly grunka-ing) but re her mixed messages- vegan/cheap meat etc, why does an “anti poverty activist” want a Burberry scarf anyway??? Isn’t something completely overpriced and solely priced based on its brand completely antithetical to her supposed mission. I know that her only problem with poverty is that she feels she deserves to be extremely rich but this is so on the nose. It doesn’t matter if she did “find it in a puddle” (bullshit!!!!!!) but why does she need a status symbol? I’m so sick of her!!!
Thank you! I'm strongly considering getting my scalp tattooed, which at least for the mean time will be make hopefully less apparent.
In all of her pictures I have never seen a thin patch (which requires something like 50% of your hair to be lost to be visible). Maybe she had a stress induced period she was shedding more (which I believe can and probably does happen to everyone), but that is not the same as actually thinning.
Not to mention, she willingly put herself on Testosterone a few years back, and the long-term effect of that is male-pattern baldness (which she doesn't have now, but surely would have done).
She owns a ton of status symbol tit. She pretends most of it is gifted, found in mud, or bought from a charity shop for 2p.
Was this the “big photo shoot” she was banging on about?
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