Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

[Thymian40]

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Credit @lilamay and @Bookweevil

IT LOOKS LIKE COCONUT MATTING. MOULDY COCONUT MATTING. I've genuinely wiped my feet on more nutritious meals than that.

 

[Themaninblack]

I’m the corned beef. Life’s a witch.

Come off it. For you life is grate. (I'll get my coat...)

 

[Aquamarina]

Do you rinse them before or after cooking?

Before of course! I’m not as maverick as our Jackie.

 

[Mustard]

I rinse my lentils and rice. I use a mesh stainless steel colander.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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But is hooch/moonshine considered special? Isn't it just really crap horrible alcohol that americans made illegally during the prohibition?

 

[kachoochoo]

tag yourself. I'm abject despair

 

[Captainmouse]

I don’t get how a 50 minute walk to Lidl (probably actually 5 then given this is Jack) would negate any savings she made? Does walking cost money in Jack’s strange world or something?

Cuts into her tattle time,

 

[LavaFlake]

tag yourself. I'm abject despair
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The fact these were all done on a self timer is giving me a full body cringe

 

[Upthisweek]

Oh Squiggle down under, you deserved better.

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Perhaps Jack should lend out her saw to hack through those layers of hard pasta.

 

[emmer_moans]

tag yourself. I'm abject despair
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Stop pitching for book deals then, JM, if it is causing despair

 

[Pocahontas]

The fact these were all done on a self timer is giving me a full body cringe

Me too.
Just the mental image of her embodying all these states and then waiting for the click.
Dear, oh dear.

 

[Upthisweek]

tag yourself. I'm abject despair
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Nice dresser!

 

[Veronicaaa]

tag yourself. I'm abject despair
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Is this .... her photoshoot?

 

[Malacandra]

This is the recipe in plain English. Still sounds wrong.

She skimmed the scum off the lentils!!!! She forgot to rinse them!!!!

 

[Bugger13]

Sheer exhaustion? From wanking about on Twitter all day, printing off Wikipedia pages & getting other people to tell their (unverified) accounts?
Try a day down the pits jack.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

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She looks like Dennis Nilsen with those bleeping glasses on. She’s such a try hard.

Also, let’s remember she set up a self timer to take those photographs - for some added cringe.

 

[Scotty1976]

Anyone else wondering what the huge, HUGE photo shoot is going to be?

Burberry ? She already has the scarf.

 

[emmer_moans]

Sheer exhaustion? From wanking about on Twitter all day, printing off Wikipedia pages & getting other people to tell their (unverified) accounts?
Try a day down the pits jack.

I'll swap jobs with her, at the moment I am actually despairing of mine. I'd love to mooch about all day on Twitter but alas I only have lunchtime to check in here and my socials before being back to work.

 

[bazzam]

Cuts into her tattle time,

it would hardly be a dent on her 25K daily steps.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I think if you have a book due and you are sat in front of a pad to make notes. Your fucked.
By now the only thing you should be doing is proofreading and checking references. That’s it.