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Wishing you hadn’tmade it upsaid anything?
Well having dropped him off with a coat, did you not notice when you picked him up that he didn’t have it? Numpty
LIIIIIIIINK!Candice Brathwaite’s sister has come out with an Insta story (recorded to YouTube video) contradicting her sister’s bollocks. We can only pray for such quality content, but another day of rotting slop is better than nothing I suppose
Sorry how rude of me!LIIIIIIIINK!
I had to look twice at that (and once was more than enough) I thought there was a green tree frog sitting on the top. Once seen you can't unsee it.
It's not just the cost (though it *is* expensive), but - you all have said this already - it's the, uh, ~emotional labour~. I love my handsome son dearly but my god he's hard work! Slightly less so now than in the first few months, he's finally settled and secure, but I'm also something of a neurotic mess about him, constantly worried that something will terrible will befall him. He's a terrifying accident waiting to happen, whether it's choking to death on a block of stolen cheese or leaping into the middle of a busy road to chase a pigeon or get off his lead in a strange place and find himself lost - just a million imaginary scenarios which I can't help but worry about pretty much all the time.Who the fuck can’t afford fresh veg, but CAN afford two identical coats and a dog??
My dog just cost me £400 for pretty much nothing, and he’s insured! Jack. You are a lying cunt.
It's all such blatant lies. As anyone with children (and probably even those without) know, when you are getting ready for school and stuff is missing, you have NOT got time or the inclination to get out your phone and let social media know. The vast majority of the population would never, ever tweet any of this shite anyway, but even those insufferable mummy bloggers have the decency to turn their (made up) anecdotes into tales told after the (made up) event, whilst they have finally found time to sit down with their matcha latte and caught a breath after the whirlwind of their oh-so-busy lives.View attachment 258775
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Even more ironic considering the swill she’s asking people to eat!And she has Hippocrate’s ‘First do no harm’ on her arm. Highly ironic, given how she repeatedly targets and attacks people on social media. She should read her arms more often.
So according to her time stamps, she was on the school run for around 40 minutes. I thought she had to climb mountains, sail ships and cross treacherous terrain to get to school? Or does she, in fact, have a go standard 15-20 minute walk/cycle each way?View attachment 258814
Well Jack's breakfast actually looked pretty nice, healthier than poor SB's too.
It looks passable ...because she didn’t make it!View attachment 258814
Well Jack's breakfast actually looked pretty nice, healthier than poor SB's too.
Always helping the poor.
Definitely not 30 mins from London!
Honest to God, my month's doing that watery thing before you get the actual boak. The idea of the fighting textures and tastes of banana, bacon and syrupBacon and banana??? Bacon and syrupbanana and potato?? This does not compute. Mrs Cropley eat your heart out!
This, very much this! The first few weeks after we got our dog I wondered wtf I had been thinking. I worry about him all the time, is he happy enough, am I feeding the right food, what if he escapes the house and I can't find him, why is he whinging, are these tablets safe for him, etc etc. Getting a dog is a joy, but it's also a serious responsibility, and I do not for one second believe she has given it serious enough thought. A few weeks ago like others have said, she said she wasn't in a place to do it right now. My insurance costs alone are about a quarter of her monthly food bill. That's for one small but important aspect of his care! I'd never get a dog unless I was in my own home, or had a secure tenancy.It's not just the cost (though it *is* expensive), but - you all have said this already - it's the, uh, ~emotional labour~. I love my handsome son dearly but my god he's hard work! Slightly less so now than in the first few months, he's finally settled and secure, but I'm also something of a neurotic mess about him, constantly worried that something will terrible will befall him. He's a terrifying accident waiting to happen, whether it's choking to death on a block of stolen cheese or leaping into the middle of a busy road to chase a pigeon or get off his lead in a strange place and find himself lost - just a million imaginary scenarios which I can't help but worry about pretty much all the time.
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