Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
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That bacon must be absolutely crawling - it’s about a fortnight old 
I know the cabal policy on wet ham - but where do we stand on slimy bacon?
I know the cabal policy on wet ham - but where do we stand on slimy bacon?
She would have noticed he didn’t have it when he got out yesterday. Yet another twee cutesie story that when you analyse it makes her look bad.
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Truffles away! Urgh. What does that mean? Nowt! Presumably she’s implying that he’s snorting and scoffing away at them like a big pig snuffling out truffles. No wonder he broke her mum of the year award.
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What a lovely coincidence that she just found a coat in her house!
SB: So very dry.....please send water!
That bacon must be absolutely crawling - it’s about a fortnight old
I know the cabal policy on wet ham - but where do we stand on slimy bacon?
If she was going to give his old coat to his little brother, why is it in the 'charity bag'?View attachment 258775
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Candice Brathwaite’s sister has come out with an Insta story (recorded to YouTube video) contradicting her sister’s bollocks. We can only pray for such quality content, but another day of rotting slop is better than nothing I suppose 
If she does do the school run, you'd think she'd notice if he had no coat when he came out, and make him go back and get it (not just me who did that surely?) Why two identical coats as well?
Imagine going to have a school day with that stodge sat in your stomach. Poor kid.
Was the spare coat in a charity bag or was it in bag that had clothes in to give to SBs brother?View attachment 258775
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Or do you consider his brother a charity case?Also re manky bacon on a school day. You can tell she’s never had a proper job, like you’d have the time to make bacon on a Tuesday morning and not be concerned your work attire/kids school clothes would smell like an abattoir all day. Bacon smell clings to everything and hangs in the air for hours.
Who the duck can’t afford fresh veg, but CAN afford two identical coats and a dog??
My dog just cost me £400 for pretty much nothing, and he’s insured! Jack. You are a lying bleep.
My dog just cost me £400 for pretty much nothing, and he’s insured! Jack. You are a lying bleep.
Exactly this! It’s a bit of a muggy dig imo.Was the spare coat in a charity bag or was it in bag that had clothes in to give to SBs brother?
Also re manky bacon on a school day. You can tell she’s never had a proper job, like you’d have the time to make bacon on a Tuesday morning and not be concerned your work attire/kids school clothes would smell like an abattoir all day. Bacon smell clings to everything and hangs in the air for hours.
Obvs would never want to deprive genuine charity of anything but if she’s so hard up wouldn’t you pop some bits on eBay rather than give it away? :/
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I don’t think you realise how selfless and benevolent Jack is. She’s literally kind AF
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