Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

[Pocahontas]

Would help if she had a pen.

Wait for it ...

 

[FeelingGroovy]

*sounds the manky nails klaxon*

I’ve been planting bulbs this morning and my nails aren’t that bad.

 

[I steal names]

*sounds the manky nails klaxon*

I’ve been planting bulbs this morning and my nails aren’t that bad.

Bowfin'!

She should really just cut them shorter if she can't keep them clean.

 

[Scotty1976]

Loads of people in her mentions (on facebook and twitter) have been telling her about the Too Good To Go etc apps - you know, the ones which alert you to the deals from local supermarkets / shops / restaurants at the end of the day, where you can pick up a box of wonky veg etc for, like £3 or whatever. I wonder why she hasn't mentioned them yet.
Re shopping lists - I've been writing more now I can't pop to the shops as much as I used to pre-lockdown, and planning more. I'm a single person household so I can't really compare (plus I have a rather stocked 'larder' and freezer) but there are certain things I need to buy every week or so, so that the top items on my list remain constant: Milk, bread, cheese, eggs, loo roll, fresh veg. The veg I get dictates what I make that week. I don't know what my point is here, other than to say I don't know why she has to make literally everything so complicated.

Maybe she does and doesn't want anyone else to get a fair share like the way she buys up so much yellow stickered item's and real poor people miss out

 

[Oxford_Girl]

I know if she didn’t do it there would be nothing to talk about but seriously all these selfies on a timer It seems a seriously unhealthy relationship with Twitter to be this obsessed?

 

[GoLando]

Wait for it ...

I then saw the one with a pen.

I’m no further to being convinced that she is writing anything.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I don't know if anyone has seen Spaced, but those 'candid' writing shots remind me of when Daisy, the would-be journalist, feigns losing her glasses to put off writing an article. And then there's a montage of her typing away (on a typewriter, no less, Jackie's next big purchase?) which ends her with collapsing in exhaustion. Turns out she'd be writing for five minutes.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Silly mare...tbose selfies are totally aimed at someone ...a potential new Mrs J.

Who sits down, sets a timer and then just strikes a pose...unless tbey are a model?Shes so self absorbed its almost unreal.

It seems worse than self absorbed ? Twitter seems to be her only thing ?

 

[GoLando]

How are we on 79 Jack threads, yet Jameela’s was started first and we’re only on the second.

 

[Pocahontas]

I don't know if anyone has seen Spaced, but those 'candid' writing shots remind me of when Daisy, the would-be journalist, feigns losing her glasses to put off writing an article. And then there's a montage of her typing away (on a typewriter, no less, Jackie's next big purchase?) which ends her with collapsing in exhaustion. Turns out she'd be writing for five minutes.

I know exactly the scene, and YES. The zoom in and out of the clock

 

[Themaninblack]

Cuts into her book writing and recipe developing tattle time,

I saw your first draft!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I know exactly the scene, and YES. The zoom in and out of the clock

I say "my glasses, where are my glasses?" far too often when looking for something oh my desk at work, and I doubt anyone gets the reference (especially as I don't wear glasses at work!)

 

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Hellooooo lip fillers

 

[Themaninblack]

According to google there's only a small difference in the walk to Asda and lidl. It's only 6 minutes longer to walk to Lidl, so the difference isn't really a factor tbh. Or am I just used to walking everywhere myself?

You are THERE. She is HERE. #Jackspace

 

[bazzam]

I don't know if anyone has seen Spaced, but those 'candid' writing shots remind me of when Daisy, the would-be journalist, feigns losing her glasses to put off writing an article. And then there's a montage of her typing away (on a typewriter, no less, Jackie's next big purchase?) which ends her with collapsing in exhaustion. Turns out she'd be writing for five minutes.

In meetings I often pretend to making important notes. in reality I might just be jotting down what I need to pick on the way home.

 

[I steal names]

How are we on 79 Jack threads, yet Jameela’s was started first and we’re only on the second.

Chatty witches in here, innit.

 

[Emmapism]

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Oh @Alansbigplate it's everything I dreamed and more. Crying

Thank you

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I like the way she's cropped the fourth pic to remove the blank page she's not actually writing on.

 

[JoyceDivision]

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I had to stifle my laughter so I don’t wake up my (honorary Frau) grandmother and now I’m wheezing like Muttley

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’m back on! My sister has logged me into twitter as she’s a follower and I can see once again (not that there’s anything to see). No Asda trip then?