Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown

[Geetbo]

What the duck is she playing at making edible meals!?

Jack get that blender out NOW and make some fish paste and cat tit soup with a POBP before I lose my tit.

thankyou and duck off.

 

[Alansbigplate]

What the duck is she playing at making edible meals!?

Jack get that blender out NOW and make some fish paste and cat tit soup with a POBP before I lose my tit.

thankyou and duck off.

I know right she’s worked for years on this USP don’t stop now Jack

 

[Tabitha D]

That pasta looks...orite Jack

Slightly disappointed it’s not Action Man bow-tie pasta though.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Slightly disappointed it’s not Action Man bow-tie pasta though.

Forever known as that in my house

 

[MrsOgre]

Pasta is now on fb and it looks like vomit over pasta to me

 

[Malacandra]

Shouldn't she inform the council that the "crappy bungalow" is being used for business purposes rather than just residential? My uncle got into a shed load of trouble for running a business from a private dwelling, and all he was doing was the office admin. Something to do with business rates rather that residential council tax, not exactly sure, but he had a lot of money to shell out.

All that needs to happen is someone to report her, as happened to my uncle (who has joined Viv, god rest her) and she will be be under investigation.

I'm not happy with that sort of speculation. I think that we should steer well clear of making suppositions about things that are not in the public arena.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Been grunking on and off. Jack never ceases to amaze me. She is a bottomless pit of shite.
The tattoo article was interesting, some of the commentators had the measure of her back then.

Also this weird haiku, soliloquy poem thingy reminded me of Lady Di/Lady Die

 

[Alansbigplate]

Been grunking on and off. Jack never ceases to amaze me. She is a bottomless pit of shite.
The tattoo article was interesting, some of the commentators had the measure of her back then.
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Also this weird haiku, soliloquy poem thingy reminded me of Lady Di/Lady Die
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Oh god so margarine pot

 

[Droosie123]

Our little group....ah bless. It's more than a little group Jack ...you are clearly reading here.

We know you're a bullshitter so put your "writing hand" away....we have proof of the deleted tweets and chaos.

Stop pretending you are poor.

 

[Malacandra]

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Jackie love, I doubt that Squiggle is a member of our friendly canal. I do hope not.
As for picking a version of you - they all appear to be fictional. Will the real JM please be upstanding?

 

[HarderFaster]

If we all comment about Jack Monroe's net worth and make it clear that although Jack Monroe's net worth is probably not £3 million she does actually rake in over £100k per year via her limited company and this is a pretty decent net worth for Jack Monroe considering the grifting she does, can we duck with the SEO on those false sites and lead the curious here?

p.s. Jack Monroe net worth
p.p.s. Jack Monroe net worth

(This is a niche Simpsons reference - "Can't talk about HELL without saying HELL" - 100 bonus bitcoin to all the coven who got it)

 

[Alansbigplate]

Our little group....ah bless. It's more than a little group Jack ...you are clearly reading here.

We know you're a bullshitter so put your "writing hand" away....we have proof of the deleted tweets and chaos.

Stop pretending you are poor.

I had 109 likes on a post yesterday and them plus me plus Jack is 111 people. How many watchers did you get on your Hellmann’s live Jackie?

 

[kachoochoo]

I had 109 likes on a post yesterday and them plus me plus Jack is 111 people. How many watchers did you get on your Hellmann’s live Jackie?

and that doesn't even include the lurkers who don't leave reactions! there'll be plenty of them!

 

[Malacandra]

I thou

and here's dinner with answers to our queries! that pasta ain't smartprice

oh, that's not actually dinner...? was that last night's then?

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I thought that she tidied her fridge on Thursdays?

 

[Eurgh]

Jack - slander is spoken. Libel is written. #thisismyeaudeNil

 

[Alansbigplate]

Jack - slander is spoken. Libel is written. #thisismyeaudeNil

#iwilldieonthisEauDeNil

 

[MancBee]

I'm not happy with that sort of speculation. I think that we should steer well clear of making suppositions about things that are not in the public arena.

No speculation, just a personal account of what happened to my uncle and all the information is available the public arena. She may well have informed those necessary, no suppositions on my part either way. Just a cautionary tale for anyone running a business from a residential property. My uncle was reported by a neighbour, it can happen to anyone. Just saying.

 

[Malacandra]

Vlad, thanks for the soup tip. I see that Jackie has been inspiring you!

Ex HMRC tax officer here
ETA: I LEFT because the job made me miserable so please don’t hate me fraus!!

I was a TO (HG) for two years in the 1970s. I left because it made me miserable and they thought it best that I go!

 

[Scarletfever]

I don't care if the pasta looks edible, it wasn't on the stock take so it's cheating / deceptive.

Red pepper, kale, soft cream cheese also not on the stock take. (ETA lentils also not on stock take. Quite a glaring omission to leave out two staples?)

I just pity the people who can't see through this bull.

The constant embellishment is exhausting.

 

[Themaninblack]

#iwilldieonthisEauDeNil

It's a big callback, but I'm a very untravelled frau (plus frequent Grunker). Would one of our more jetsetting types confirm or deny that the River Nile is (as I suspect) brown? Could Eau de Nil literally be our friend's signature colour?