Blimey, that's a very white list
ETA: my bad, she managed to mention a person of colour at the end of list two. Didn't bother to use his full name though
Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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ETA: my bad, she managed to mention a person of colour at the end of list two. Didn't bother to use his full name though
I actually think she may have been duped. Imagine JO or nigella giving up some recipies to a chain restaurant for them to be told, ssshhh don't tell anyone. It's a bit cheeky of the chain and she deserves the credit with her name attached in my opinion. If indeed they had used her recipies.
From the film Time Bandits and this is the scene at the end. Where Jack has cremated bread in that oven perched upon two microwaves and nothing to do with the actual film plot.
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It'd be drier than the 5-days-past-its-expiry-date bacon and lard bagel from the other day.
Great movie
My username is from it too
I checked the Leon menu for anything that looked Jack-tier gross and this was the closest that I found
Don't want to get all up in the niche of our lyrical fraus but I wanted to sum up the bruised eye...
Are ya ready Tattle?
(Eye, eye, Incy)
Eye can't hear you!
(Eye, eye, Incy)
Ohhhhhhhh
Who lives in a bun'glow in Southend on Sea?
(Jackie Munroe)
Who hurt their eye, the worst it could be?
(Jackie Munroe)
Who covered that eye in make up and shine?
(Jackie Munroe)
Who went to A&E and was diagnosed 'fine'?
(Jackie Munroe)
Ready?
(Anti-poverty
campaigner)
(Activist and)
(Writer)
(Author and)
(Photographer)
(Former
foodbank user)
(Jackieeee Munrooooeeeee)
I'll see myself out
Are ya ready Tattle?
(Eye, eye, Incy)
Eye can't hear you!
(Eye, eye, Incy)
Ohhhhhhhh
Who lives in a bun'glow in Southend on Sea?
(Jackie Munroe)
Who hurt their eye, the worst it could be?
(Jackie Munroe)
Who covered that eye in make up and shine?
(Jackie Munroe)
Who went to A&E and was diagnosed 'fine'?
(Jackie Munroe)
Ready?
(Anti-poverty
campaigner)
(Activist and)
(Writer)
(Author and)
(Photographer)
(Former
foodbank user)
(Jackieeee Munrooooeeeee)
I'll see myself out
But if it were Jack's it would be a 'Part English, part Greek Cypriot, part Scottish, part Irish' etc Pot
A teeny tiny fry up. Wonder how much they charge for that?
Can't actually see it here but this gives a guide to some of their prices
https://www.google.com/amp/s/fastfoodprice.co.uk/leon-menu-price-uk/
ETA - triangulated it on deliveroo. Putting insomnia to good use
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Let me know if any of you ninnies need a lift to court, just found this car sticking out of the mud! Yeooo!
Jack.Who the duck needs a recipe for sausage, chips & beans? Or Sausage, mash, peas & gravy?
So full of herself, with so little reason. The narcissism is absolutely breathtaking.
Bleating on about her “body of work” - so pompous. It’s “not just me” who is doing “excellent work”. She thinks she’s doing “excellent work”??? When she has spent the last few months since lockdown furthering only her own interests??? And how does she have the nerve to put herself in the same category as Marcus and the others that she names?? FFS.
Just like she attempted to position herself as some kind of major contributor to the Food Strategy report when that was published this summer - but it then emerged that she wasn’t mentioned anywhere in the 2 whole pages of acknowledgements, nor in the very long list of organisations and individuals who were spoken to in the preparation of the report.
She is a shameless bullshitter, and the more she makes these ludicrous claims, the more her Twitter followers will see it.
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Marcus must be thrilled that SHE is grateful for his work
. He can sleep at night now. Hope her doors are wide enough for her head.
I genuinely sit here reading her tweets with my mouth agape.
Can you imagine what is going on inside that head?
You tweet Marcus Rashford and suddenly Jack pops up like the Microsoft bleeping paperclip 'did you mean to tweet ME? Was this aimed at ME?'
duck off Jack! But while you're there can you set me up a spreadsheet? Thankyou
Can you imagine what is going on inside that head?
You tweet Marcus Rashford and suddenly Jack pops up like the Microsoft bleeping paperclip 'did you mean to tweet ME? Was this aimed at ME?'
duck off Jack! But while you're there can you set me up a spreadsheet? Thankyou
Jack Monroe #79 Big Mistake. Big. HUGE.
I just decided to have a look on her website to see if there was even one decent recipe on there. There wasn’t.
The lowlight was the “chilli” which basically boiled wine with a tin of rinsed beans added. And obviously 45642 other pointless minging ingredients.
Ive no idea how poor old Brenda is still alive if she’s honestly cooking and eating this actual swill.
The lowlight was the “chilli” which basically boiled wine with a tin of rinsed beans added. And obviously 45642 other pointless minging ingredients.
Ive no idea how poor old Brenda is still alive if she’s honestly cooking and eating this actual swill.
Morning fraus! I bring receipts of fire safety officer Mackie practising what she preaches
I suppose she *could* have brought some sort of camping stove thing to the hotel room but that's hardly going to be fire safe either...
I thought the very same.
It was very ‘Yeah but look at meeeeeeee everyone!’
Appalling lack of self awareness.
ETA Apologies for the two uses of ‘very’. Very sorry
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