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It’s as if she actively wants me to retract my earlier compliment @Saint_clemmie
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She had to be taught to cut diagonally? Seriously? It didn't bleeping occur to her to slice on a slant?
It is nowLeeks on toast? Seriously? Is that a real thing?
...was the robber described as looking like "an extra from Cats but with cold, dead shark eyes" ?? Asling for a friendI’m in quite a few, no Burberry scarves popping up on the search. But as Jack said this was many many years ago so it’ll have been removed now. That is definitely why nothing comes up and not because it’s a lie..
On the Southend Crimewatch page someone had their car broken in to a couple of years ago and a Burberry scarf was one of the items stolen.
Wow! You couldn’t make this up which ironic because it is...But weren’t the two leather jackets, bought out of spite, Burberry?
She found them half buried in the ground it's the gift that keeps on giving.Were biscuits and crunchies on the Asda receipts or are they from the Ocado order?
Please god tell me she knows you don't fill a kettle by holding it in the lav and repeatedly flushing..