Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown

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It’s so obvious that she’s going for that friday feeling we all get when you want to veg out a bit and maybe have a little supper. But she goes too far the other way and has Vicar of Dibley’d two dinners and is trying to get everyone salivating at the idea of leeks on toast.

Leeks

Toast

Leeks on toast

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Anchovies now? On the leek toast? Oh no no no. Her "recipes" really are just "take all your old shite and mash it up together"

Although tbf I reckon I could eat pretty much anything if it was deep-fried and served with a sweet chilli sauce
 
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I’m in quite a few, no Burberry scarves popping up on the search. But as Jack said this was many many years ago so it’ll have been removed now. That is definitely why nothing comes up and not because it’s a lie..

On the Southend Crimewatch page someone had their car broken in to a couple of years ago and a Burberry scarf was one of the items stolen.
...was the robber described as looking like "an extra from Cats but with cold, dead shark eyes" ?? Asling for a friend
 
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People who describe leeks as bigger alliums than spring onions are utter sardine swill.
 
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