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Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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She loves throwing in pointless adjectives, like it adds more depths to her writing and makes her sound intelligent when sheās doing a āmoodyā selfie/article for the Guardian. Then does lots of āvery veryā āmany manyā posts āthe crappy bungalow is very very coldā and āmany many noticesā writing like we were taught exactly NOT to write once we got to secondary school age 11. You can see when sheās spent an age thinking about her words and when sheās replying to a tweet
A little rummage on facebook shows several "found" Burberry scarves, but not That One, but there seem to be loads of scams with random people receiving very realistic fakes, unsolicited, through the post, ( is this called "brushing"?) , for the purpose of leaving a review of a "verified" purchase on Amazon.
Her story is such a pit of slurry.
Her story is such a pit of slurry.
Scarfend, please...I was in Sarfend in November last year (to see Tim Minchin at the Cliffs). Iām *sure* I just happened to lose my Burberry scarf...
I wouldnāt have seen any notices or FB posts on local pages as I donāt live there
Go on, dare me
Yes! Iām dying for someone to do this. I bet someone somewhere has actually lost a Burberry scarf, sheās so full of tit it would become so awkward with her changing the details of her bullshit (obsessive about facts) to squirm out of it.
The only Southend facebook group I saw allows anyone to see posts and members without joining. I lasted 2 minutes..... it's kinda dullAnyone a member of any Southend Facebook groups?
were there any Burberry lost & found posts by a Mx Monroe?
Funny how she was offered a Burberry trench coat for free but turned it down for moral reasons. What are the chances that a few years on sheād find herself a free Burberry scarf. How lovely.
Finding a Burberry scarf in the mud, having it cleaned and trying desperately to find the owner and merely now "looking after it" is just one of those instant classic Jack Monroe moments. It's immediately in my top 3.
I searched by name, and she is mentioned, .... someone saying "local author has new book". The post got.....one likeIs jack there?
No offence but Thanks to TV I find Burberry really chavvy. Wouldn't touch it even if I found it.
Iām in quite a few, no Burberry scarves popping up on the search. But as Jack said this was many many years ago so itāll have been removed now. That is definitely why nothing comes up and not because itās a lie..Anyone a member of any Southend Facebook groups?
On the Southend Crimewatch page someone had their car broken in to a couple of years ago and a Burberry scarf was one of the items stolen.
Yes. Reminds me of those fellas that would sell 5 lighters for a pound and fake Burberry caps in Belfast city centre back in the day. That being said, I would still absolutely love to find a genuine designer anything. What luck she has!
I was thinking of one the other day, but you beat me to it.
Here is mine:
The ānice lady editor offering her a Burberry coat over lunchā receipt. Soz if someoneās already posted this, Iām a tired Frau tonight.
The strangely dated cultural references will be from having very little herself but picking some up from older girlfriends I would wager.
I can say this with some confidence as Iām the same age as Jack and despite remembering a fair bit of TV from my early childhood years, I have 0 memory of the milk tray man because heās way before my time
however, I know of the reference because of an older ex!Wish she'd do a poll on 'Who believed my story about the scarf?'. I am absolutely hooting. Dear god how gullible are these people
But werenāt the two leather jackets, bought out of spite, Burberry?
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