What about an overflowing kitchen bin? Isn‘t that basically kindling for when the extension leads dangling over your hob catch fire, joined swiftly by the crappy oven you’ve got perched above head height? Before the fire lunges out towards the garden shed where you keep your gas canisters and camping stoves, all ending in a massive fireball that takes out your luxury hammock? More tips please, Jack!Aww Naya. That reminds me, remember when Jack jumped on that bandwagon and then deleted the tweets. Speaking of tweets, she’s had her Station Officer Steele hat on this afternoon and has been tweeting about fire safety tips. She is scarred from listening to someone stuck in a grain silo, which I have to confess I snort laughed at as I tried to sneakily grunk. View attachment 255052
Perhaps she can also teach us how to walk one foot in front of the other, inhaling oxygen as we go. And bleeping ‘gas station’.
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Where exactly is Southend?Aww Naya. That reminds me, remember when Jack jumped on that bandwagon and then deleted the tweets. Speaking of tweets, she’s had her Station Officer Steele hat on this afternoon and has been tweeting about fire safety tips. She is scarred from listening to someone stuck in a grain silo, which I have to confess I snort laughed at as I tried to sneakily grunk. View attachment 255052
Perhaps she can also teach us how to walk one foot in front of the other, inhaling oxygen as we go. And bleeping ‘gas station’.
gas station, thrift shop, has the eye/tap interface caused some sort of concussion? Does she think this is the U.S?
This may come as shocking news to Jack but most regional fire services have an entire section devoted to home fire safety and prevention. Including hoarding. Whole teams of hard working, very experienced staff helping people out in their communities.
Maybe she's doing a photoshoot for a collaboration with them .
What?! Sorry you must have it wrong, dear. Jack Monroe was and is the one and only nation's leading Fire Safety Expert. Is it any wonder she is so busy and exhausted that one morning school run calls for her to go back to bed.
Gosh. Yes. My silly brain
. I forgot Jack managed to gain decades of experience in a few months (what with working 27 hours a day). Enough experience, in fact, to be head hunted for advice after Grenfell.
You know what needs to come back into fashion? Deferring to others who have more experience than yourself.
So many Tom, Dick and Jacks need to have an opinion on everything. It's okay to go 'dunno man, I only worked there for five minutes so I couldn't comment'
So many Tom, Dick and Jacks need to have an opinion on everything. It's okay to go 'dunno man, I only worked there for five minutes so I couldn't comment'
It would be like the Krypton Factor if she had to escape quickly ! Right you're cleared 3 sideboards squeeze by the Smeg then avoid your £300 quid mirror now breathe .Aww Naya. That reminds me, remember when Jack jumped on that bandwagon and then deleted the tweets. Speaking of tweets, she’s had her Station Officer Steele hat on this afternoon and has been tweeting about fire safety tips. She is scarred from listening to someone stuck in a grain silo, which I have to confess I snort laughed at as I tried to sneakily grunk. View attachment 255052
Perhaps she can also teach us how to walk one foot in front of the other, inhaling oxygen as we go. And bleeping ‘gas station’.
I had an actual enema today (in hospital for exploratory surgery) which was probably preferable to swigging down Jackie’s slop.Thank you. It involved an enema(I drank some of Jack’s kombucha)
I'm only laughing as I've had one too (and that horrible painful camera test up the unmentionables) and wholeheartedly agree with you
Anyways peeps. Seeing as I am blocked on Twitter. What’s for dinner.....
Still pretending to do £20 meals?
Still pretending to do £20 meals?
Indeed. Part of my (peripatetic!) job involves doing that very thing. Imagine! Not thinking you know it bleeping all? Even after actual real life decades of experience. Pfft.
You may have guessed, dear Fraus, I am not in the mood for nonsense. Not least because, as well as working all last night and then again this afternoon, I got caught in some weird wormhole trying to get my 'head meds'
. Which involved a meds review, but I can't see or speak to anyone for that. Head zaps a-go-go for me this weekend . I apologise for any unnecessary snippyness (m'lud).Anyway, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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The JackolytesWho the duck needs a recipe for sausage, chips & beans? Or Sausage, mash, peas & gravy?
Shouldn’t that be a fistful of kale?
Ah I hope you are ok x
Thank you
I had a general which allowed them to do a very thorough examination and now I just have to find out when I can have the full surgery xx
she hasn't posted dinner yet
nowt since she was wittering to a squiggle about all the fire hazards her dad has warned her about.
these include, but are not limited to, electric blankets, silos, motorbikes and ouija boards. well, the ouija board isn't strictly a fire hazard, but there was wittering
Lol. I live in the Southend area and I don’t recognise the places she talks aboutWhere exactly is Southend?
If it leads her new client and people in general to google "jack monroe david cameron" then I for one wholeheartedly approve of her shrine to the swine
she hasn't posted dinner yet
nowt since she was wittering to a squiggle about all the fire hazards her dad has warned her about.
these include, but are not limited to, electric blankets, silos, motorbikes and ouija boards. well, the ouija board isn't strictly a fire hazard, but there was wittering
Well you have to be careful the ghost you wanna talk too isnt a pyromaniac!
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