Also how do the two elements go together? Or is this her attempt at a modern fusion, Asian-inspired coconut soup with cheesy leeks? Ferran Adrià won't be losing any sleep...
Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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Ah bloody hell. That salmon paste. Sweet Mother Of God 
. Why the duck would you do that? And I say that as someone who ate paste sandwiches and mourn the loss of Heinz toast toppers. Just make a coconut vegetable soup!
The chilli oil is from the sardines, I think.
. Why the duck would you do that? And I say that as someone who ate paste sandwiches and mourn the loss of Heinz toast toppers. Just make a coconut vegetable soup!The chilli oil is from the sardines, I think.
I remember yonks ago her calling out someone for making a £1 style recipe and assuming people would have XYZ in their storecupboards and even then it seemed hypocritical as she’s pretty prone to doing this herself.
You're right, actually, they weren't! This is kind of amazing, barely any of that meal is accounted for in the receipts? But I'm most aghast about her pretending a coconut milk based soup is somehow part of the challenge.
Why are there always SO MANY ingredients???
It's always a sign of someone spending far too much online, constant Americanisms.Where exactly is Southend?gas station, thrift shop, has the eye/tap interface caused some sort of concussion? Does she think this is the U.S?
Yss but she grew it in her garden and milked it herself, so it doesn't count.
It was a gift from a friend.
Her friend Dave, in the Percy Pig van for her 4-5pm delivery slot?
This. Like Brits who say y’all. STOP.
Leeks on toast?
Oh man, wouldn't it be sweet if her Ocado delivery person joined tattle to spill some tea?
Wasn't someone going to buy exactly what Jack bought? (
) How's she going to make tonight's meal?
) How's she going to make tonight's meal?
Leeks on toast? Seriously? Is that a real thing?
And who goes out with the label on their scarf showing? Someone who wants everyone to know they have a legit Burberry scarf, that’s who! This wouldn’t be frustrating if she just said “I used to poor, I’m back on my feet but I want to help those still struggling”...but she keeps this ridiculous, bullshit rhetoric going whilst rubbing people’s faces into how rich she is!
Oil and milk and fish paste. Just let that sink in
And presumably some lard.
That all together makes ... slurry.
My youngest went on a school trip to a dairy today and they got to see the slurry pit
he said it looked like a bog. Apt!- Status