Why is there an enormous turd in the rice?
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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What what a grunka I've had. Return of the obnoxious wanker (Jack, not me). I agree with all the fraus on everything and its lovely to see new cabal members too. We are going to get 100 threads from Jackie at the rate she is going.
And the best bit is she won't be able to tell anyone on Twitter!
Sorry, my bad — she was training to be a dispenser, apparently.I actually missed this claim that she’d been a trainee pharmacistDid this come about when she was taking photos of pills in a pill box?
I notice the fat cloves of garlic have made an appearance...
I suppose it's this that she's tried to make: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/great_sausage_casserole_73010
I don't know if it's just me, but I'm not feeling the rice and sausage?
I suppose it's this that she's tried to make: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/great_sausage_casserole_73010
I don't know if it's just me, but I'm not feeling the rice and sausage?
I'd just like to point out that the bleeping covid Tattle thread is moving along slower than R Jackie. When you generate more discussion than a global pandemic, that really is quite something.
She's prolific. Like the Bach of narcissism.
Don’t worry, pharmacist Jack is working on the vaccine. In talks with Yank drug companies as we ninnies natter here. She’s just got to launch the AF whiskey first and solve the issue of poverty with a groundbreaking book that definitely isn’t just a collection of other people’s hardships (that are a walk in the park compared to her ordeal). Now duck off. X
Fortnum and Mason confirmed Eau de Nil was their signature colour on Twitter back in 2016 (unlike these Jackolytes, I can google) so she’s right about that but honestly? Who gives a damn?
NO ONE walks into the pharmacy and asks to speak to the Dispenser..
Ah, Jackie being rude again...
"Someone would present a problem and I had to use what I had to find a solution" is a bit terrifying if you're dispensing drugs. It's not like subbing arborio rice with basmati. Ooooh I'm sorry Mrs Noggins, your life saving medication isn't in stock today but how about you swallow a few viagra and rub some tiger balm on it and it'll be the same thing.
funny the things you make up.
Oh so that's her reason for telling outrageous lies! Hey Jack it doesn't work if you share them with your 280k twitter followers, or broadcast them to the world on podcasts!
We make devilled sausages and rice (when I'm too lazy to make mash - all the time) and it works pretty well. I guess cause its a bit spicy? I definitely dunno how it works in a c-arse-hole
I started reading this and my eyes glazed over by the second sentence cos IT'S SO BORING.
Interesting...your Rainman-esque brain must have found it really difficult to handle writing out the untrue words 'copper rose moon'
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A congenital liar who is also a petty and tiresome pedant is not what stubborn about facts normally brings to mind. Scampering halfwit.
Proper working class royalist
bet she secretly buys the daily mail and cuts out photos of Di (gawd bless her she’s wiv the angles 
now) and has 3 lever arch files full!- Status