Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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"Manky Pink" is surely the lipstick for ouchy mouths?
Monroe buys everything there's a MBE there.Well not everything but she's getting there.Could she not ask Harry why his gran has hundreds of spare rooms while people die of hypothermia on the streets ?
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I now keep getting ads for farrow and ball paint now.
I can see it now farrow and ball Victorian ghost white paint, not for the faint hearted ( disclaimer, may be a completely different colour too listed, but who gives a duck!
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I now keep getting ads for farrow and ball paint now.
I can see it now farrow and ball Victorian ghost white paint, not for the faint hearted ( disclaimer, may be a completely different colour too listed, but who gives a duck!
What’s this tit?? Dulux or something? Do you think working class single mums like Jackie don’t deserve Farrow & Ball!
Jack’s favourite new F&B colours are:
Kitten’s breath (fancier than elephants breath)
Eyelid Pink (think seaside sunset)
Bollocks brown (for her stories/sausages)
Rinsed Bean™️ Exclusive collab (hidden affiliate link, natch
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No tinned peach tone? What sort of colour chart is this?!
I have a pharmacy tech like that near me. Likes to suggest ‘home remedies’ for whatever issue you go in with. Luckily (without wishing to triangulate myself) I work in health so I know to ignore her...(and I think most people do)
Fanny fricking Pack. She is absolutely trolling us.
Also, excited to know that her “fanny pack” goes cross-body. This is very much in-keeping with what we know about her anatomy.
Also, excited to know that her “fanny pack” goes cross-body. This is very much in-keeping with what we know about her anatomy.
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Nice to see Monroeflake in the top row too!
Nice and cold to eat
Black eye (shimmery Bobbi brown edition)What’s this tit?? Dulux or something? Do you think working class single mums like Jackie don’t deserve Farrow & Ball!
Jack’s favourite new F&B colours are:
Kitten’s breath (fancier than elephants breath)
Eyelid Pink (think seaside sunset)
Bollocks brown (for her stories/sausages)
Rinsed Bean™️ Exclusive collab (hidden affiliate link, natch
Didn‘t she claim she gave Prince William that tit bit of advice, or something along those lines...it was way back..I am sure we have the receipts.
*Still amused we have made it to thread
She has replied to squiggle who asked about the wisdom of eating carcinogenic meat.
I just have no words. Sorry.
I just have no words. Sorry.
This reminds me of a 15 year old boy I know whose mum was a doctor’s receptionist. I helped him with his CV-he’d put ‘diagnosing & treating disease’ as a skill. When I queried it, he said he often went into the waiting room to ask people waiting what was wrong with them & suggest remedies
A budding jack.
I"m doing mafs todayI’ll post the whole thing, for your reading pleasure.
I’m proud of you, Fraus - she addresses the “five a day” fiasco. Except there’s no way there’s even 70g of kale in there.
Sausage, Bacon & Many-Veg Casserole, 39p
For many reasons, I am returning to a very strict groceries budget for the foreseeable future. Yesterday I went to the supermarket – in two separate trips, as I was on foot with a backpack &#…cookingonabootstrap.com
210 g carrots + 210 g onions + 200 g mushrooms + 240 g beans (the 160g liquid don't count, you silly bint) = 860g veg
860g / 80g = almost 11 portions in the whole stew.
almost 11 portions / 4 (she says it serves four) = not quite 3 out of your five a day
Don't get me wrong, I don't think a dish that includes 3 portions of veg is bad - just stop bleeping lying about it.
This, dear reader, is much more annoying than Eau de Nil.
There's also a difference between the shittest, processed bacon and paying a couple of quid more for nicer stuff...
Also noone would give a tit if she hadn't been such a preachy vegan
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JFC ... I wear my fanny pack crossbody TOO.
*curls up in a corner and cries*
You usually pay nmw to get your tax free allowance and pa ni
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