Aww the lovely @Pocahontas said similar earlier! You are being a Peeky MinkJack Monroe #76 £300 mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the poorest of us all
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Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo
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She's just retweeting right now. This is the amuse bouche (a single rinsed bean atop an assorted maize snack) and I reckon the main course will come later tonight.
De-lurkers and new Frauen, welcome! A word of comfort - if you can't face the prospect of a 75-thread full Grunka the Search box at top right can be your friend. Discover the first reference to Jack's claim to have twice as many bones in her foot as anyone else; enjoy the original kumquat/meerkat confusion (@Pocahontas 
); find out why #shewhobroughtustogether wanted a piss and a sandwich, and so much more by enquiring within "This forum". The results aren't perfect (a speed Grunka never will be), but every harassed housewife needs an occasional short cut 
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); find out why #shewhobroughtustogether wanted a piss and a sandwich, and so much more by enquiring within "This forum". The results aren't perfect (a speed Grunka never will be), but every harassed housewife needs an occasional short cut !<Insert Fireworks gif>
Tweeting right now. That precious time she spends with her child between school pick up and bed. Yep. Tweeting. As usual.
I absolutely loved how pissed off @blurstoftimes was at Jack's very presence. It was hilarious.
Tell that Victorian ghost to get to absolute duckThis line is haunting, it’s something the young child of a family being terrorised by a Victorian poltergeist would say.
@Alansbigplate we need your photoshop skills for these screenshots - she's currently tweeting about her favourite maize snacks 
Thread 31: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Just tell us to duck off, we just love it! ooh I got a weighted blanket while I was lurking too! We are gonna need a bigger gif guys. Homer’s gonna need a bigger sofa.
(also sentient mirror would be another ace username)
I love how you even picked a fitting outfit, you couldn’t be a poltergeist in a CK bra could you
Oh dear God I'd forgotten about the bones in her footDe-lurkers and new Frauen, welcome! A word of comfort - if you can't face the prospect of a 75-thread full Grunka the Search box at top right can be your friend. Discover the first reference to Jack's claim to have twice as many bones in her foot as anyone else; enjoy the original kumquat/meerkat confusion (@Pocahontas
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What, both of them?Wonder how Natalia's coping with all of Jack's fan mail
The one from Stuart was giving off a suspect aura so was binned unopened. The other was a long, detailed letter on how much jack munrow had helped someone in their darkest time.
Touched, Natalia tapped Jack's name on her phone with her manicured nail.
"Jack I've just had the most heartbreaking letter from one of your fans"
"What do they say about me?"
"They talk about how they were struggling to get by in hard times-"
"Me. What do they say about me???"
"Mostly they just talk about how grateful they are and how now they're doing better they want to help others like-"
"Are you still MITHERING on??? Anyway i dont want fan mail anymore. My minky cover has been blown and i dont feel safe getting letters. What if one of them calls my bechamel horse spunk again???Review my legal options with that for sale sign, i fancy a new shed. Ooh I've got another call coming through on my mirror. Goodbye."
**The events depicted in this tattle post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental
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Were those cheap crisps out of Asda not actually maize snacks ? Probably not fancy enough .Loving #31 thread forgot how funny it was@Alansbigplate we need your photoshop skills for these screenshots - she's currently tweeting about her favourite maize snacks
I don’t actually photoshop my cartoons@Alansbigplate we need your photoshop skills for these screenshots - she's currently tweeting about her favourite maize snacks
They were maize snacks, but povplay maize snacks. Jackie is reminiscing about the days she could afford top-tier maize snacks. Scamp Fries, apparently.
@Alansbigplate thanks for the #31 (never forget) screenshots. I’m now hooting up both lungs over my own choice of gif. Phew! I mean, the skill and brainpower it took for me to think up the Jessica Fletcher behind bars gif, when she thought she couldn’t leave... I should be a bleeping double doctor 
LOL I was just about to ask if she was calling Scampi Fries FANCY, she's so predictable.
The call is coming from inside the house
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