Wonder how Natalia's coping with all of Jack's fan mail
What, both of them?
The one from Stuart was giving off a suspect aura so was binned unopened. The other was a long, detailed letter on how much jack munrow had helped someone in their darkest time.
Touched, Natalia tapped Jack's name on her phone with her manicured nail.
"Jack I've just had the most heartbreaking letter from one of your fans"
"What do they say about me?"
"They talk about how they were struggling to get by in hard times-"
"Me. What do they say about me???"
"Mostly they just talk about how grateful they are and how now they're doing better they want to help others like-"
"Are you still MITHERING on??? Anyway i dont want fan mail anymore. My minky cover has been blown and i dont feel safe getting letters. What if one of them calls my bechamel horse spunk again???Review my legal options with that for sale sign, i fancy a new shed. Ooh I've got another call coming through on my mirror. Goodbye."
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The events depicted in this tattle post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental **