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Off topic but I do the same thing with a bit of banana to get my bun to take her worming stuff
To keep it on topic - remember the revolting banana peel ketchup JM made? Sometimes you can just not use every part of the food, lady.
Omg congrats on your pregnancy how lovely!! Feel free to come over to our food & drink thread to chat, no grunka-ing necessary, it’s the virtual version of the court waiting roomDearest Frauen,
I am mainly a lurker, I initially discovered this wonderful site when I saw Aliceinwanderlust in the news and could not wait to find out all the goss with the SODs! It was eye opening to say the least! Then when those dorks decided to pipe down I saw that the Jack Monroe thread was LIT so I started to follow at thread 29. I have spent the latter part of my pregnancy with you legends laughing (and crying) along with the top notch banter.
It has been especially lovely to hear of other Fraus giving birth along the way. @heretoreaditall2019 special thanks to you for sharing your journey you have no idea how much you have put my mind at rest, and a big congrats on your lovely bundle!
I’ve been following the threads in real time whilst trying to Grunka through 1-28, I’m currently on #11 and it’s so exciting, Jack has made the shed but Hellman’s has not been announced yet and I can’t wait to read your reactions when it is.
As many others have noted, you guys are unreal! The level of knowledge, compassion, empathy and insane humour has distracted me so well from a stressful time and I thank you all so so much.
Yesterday was TOPS, @Veronicaaa your skill set is next level, Jessica Fletcher has nothing on you.
This Jack is the WORST C*NT as we say in Scotland (Shout out to the Scottish Frauen - love ya) she really grinds my gears with her lies and for taking advantage of her somewhat vulnerable followers. I’ve never come across a human as up her own ass as she is.
Thanks again for everything and keep up the amazing work. This should DEFO get published in a book!
Now duck off x
Edited to fix @heartoreaditall2019’s handle x
or our future prison wing?Also sharing for all lurkers / all x
Food & Drink #9 Vlad likes traazers on a bird
@Alansbigplate you are making me snort on the MT. So funny!! I nearly choked on the scrambled egg I was having for lunch
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Those fake Jack profiles?Of course the mirror has bleeping WiFi
It's...the mirror's account!
‘More ailments than a hospital piss pot’
love it
I just got an advert for finest German Sausages
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It took me a minute to think about why a mirror would have wifi...Of course the mirror has bleeping WiFi
Of course she needs wifi! What kind of peasant would apply make up (especially to the eye...) get out a phone, take picture, filter it and press send?
Only really poor people who aren't at all narcissistic, have a mirror that does all that for them....
duck sake.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the biggest lying, faking, pretend poor, purveyor of absolute tit food, and manipulator of all?
Why, it’s you, dear heart. Now duck off.
This is a perfect comment. Thankyou x
Guten Morgen lurkers and new Frauen! Glad to have you aboard this sleeper train to nowhere.
I've spent too much time this morning thinking about the mink account. It seems she alerted real-life friends/family to this account. Then she posted about symptoms, then she deleted the account because she was rumbled and on her blue tick account talked about going shopping and no mention of symptoms.
I thought at first that she posted about symptoms so she could join in with how there are no tests available, though in actual fact she has no symptoms.
But why post about non-existent symptoms to people you actually know? And then those same people will see you've been shopping. It makes my head hurt, trying to figure it out. Sadly, as we all know, there wont' be a reason, much like there isn't a reason why her bowl of pasta was cartoonified.
I've spent too much time this morning thinking about the mink account. It seems she alerted real-life friends/family to this account. Then she posted about symptoms, then she deleted the account because she was rumbled and on her blue tick account talked about going shopping and no mention of symptoms.
I thought at first that she posted about symptoms so she could join in with how there are no tests available, though in actual fact she has no symptoms.
But why post about non-existent symptoms to people you actually know? And then those same people will see you've been shopping. It makes my head hurt, trying to figure it out. Sadly, as we all know, there wont' be a reason, much like there isn't a reason why her bowl of pasta was cartoonified.
This may come as a shock, but my mirror lasts for much more than three weeks without being charged. Because you can't bleeping charge it. As it's a mirror.
Hehehe. This morning, I got one for something called the "University of Law". Which I've taken to mean as Vlad suggesting I start researching our defence.I just got an advert for finest German Sausages
apparently it means "are you ok"
maybe it was meant to be a reply, but it's just so weird!
No 11+ tutor and 32% bollock sausages for SB, but a £400 hammock and a £300 mirror for Jack. They're the true essentials, after all.
Maybe this is what she means when she describes herself as unmaternal. Completely and utterly focused on her own possessions, which she considers SB one of.
Maybe this is what she means when she describes herself as unmaternal. Completely and utterly focused on her own possessions, which she considers SB one of.
As do I, Frau. As do I
The hammock was a GIFT, ok? From Tracey Emin's hairdresser. And the mirror is a business expense, because she's IN THE PUBLIC EYE and needs it. And how dare you suggest that the average single mum on benefits doesn't deserve or indeed already own a giant luxury hammock which can be hung in her rambling garden? Classist!
The fact she deleted the Ocado tweet *first* before I could even run a script on her tweets shows she knows how fucked up her grifting is, which makes it all the more reprehensible?!
I honestly can’t understand how she can have a £300 mirror paid for with someone else’s universal credit and not feel sick to her stomach. Her poor fans are constantly saying stuff like oh when I get paid I’ll donate or sorry it’s not much
you deserve so much more! poor Jack deserves a forever home I’ve bought a book to help 
All the while she’s laughing all the way to HARRODS?
I honestly can’t understand how she can have a £300 mirror paid for with someone else’s universal credit and not feel sick to her stomach. Her poor fans are constantly saying stuff like oh when I get paid I’ll donate or sorry it’s not much
you deserve so much more! poor Jack deserves a forever home I’ve bought a book to help All the while she’s laughing all the way to HARRODS?
Why buy mince when you can grate a tin of corned beefI'm awake, but I live upside down to most of you
Ugh, why brag about feeding your child that nasty crap? Why does she never buy mince, it's super cheap (even decent stuff) and you can do a bajillion and one things with it? You can stretch the life out of it with veggies and pulses to make it even cheaper and more nutritious, much healthier for a growing lad. Why buy packet mixes after bragging about owning every single spice in the entire world? So many questions, so much bollocks!
oh my god I was trying to work out why on earth a mirror would need wifi, thanks for that! Is it just me who kind of wants one of these now, but also cringes at the thought of all the awful makeup application videos and photos that would occur
I pull some right faces when putting on the war paint- Status