Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[Silver Linings]

A small square from her tweet in case she deletes it after discussion here. <Insert Catchprase jingle>

Huge close up of Cooper’s still sore nose too.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Imagining her sitting at her WIFI mirror, preening herself and adjusting her wig while she was taking those infamous red-lipped ouchy mouth pics gives me the creeps. Very What Happened to Baby Jane vibes but for the internet era

 

[I steal names]

Oh my god, that mirror! She's putting that Patreon dollar to good use Unbelievable. She has her mirror, and her son gets to eat pig trotter casserole for dinner.

Frauen, I was just in Lidl (because life isn't always?M&S lasagnes, amiright ) the middle aisle has us covered for collating our court docs! Better drive home now, I'm getting funny looks for all the cackling this thread brings.

 

[Pocahontas]

I’m pleased other lurkers have posted too!
I woke up thinking about this “ethical” cook book. I can’t get my head around it. Jack, ethics?? She buys the lowest welfare crap and I’m pretty sure she wastes a tit ton of food if Edinburgh is anything to go by.

what are these ethics she speaks of?

I’ve just noticed your profile picture. You must BUSY sewing pairs of traazers?

 

[Ninch55]

It took me a minute to think about why a mirror would have wifi...
Of course she needs wifi! What kind of peasant would apply make up (especially to the eye...) get out a phone, take picture, filter it and press send?
Only really poor people who aren't at all narcissistic, have a mirror that does all that for them....

duck sake.

She is one almighty pisstaker

 

[Blurp]

Wow, that is one FANCY 'modern essential'!

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Dear gods, I just use the mirrored doors on the IKEA bathroom cabinets...

 

[MarmiteExtract]

A small square from her tweet in case she deletes it after discussion here. <Insert Catchprase jingle>View attachment 249311
Huge close up of Cooper’s still sore nose too.

Thanks for the screenshot Silver! The Harrods pic has a black rectangle (USB port?) beneath the circle, but I can't tell if hers has it too. It might just be hidden in shadow. Other than that though it's definitely identical!

 

[lilamay]

Dear gods, I just use the mirrored doors on the IKEA bathroom cabinets...

Babe, same

 

[Veronicaaa]

A small square from her tweet in case she deletes it after discussion here. <Insert Catchprase jingle>View attachment 249311
Huge close up of Cooper’s still sore nose too.

Wow, well spotted, @crystaleyesd!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Its so funny this has just come up because I literally ordered a mirror for my new bathroom this morning and was feeling guilty for spending 100! And thats for my actual main bathroom mirror. Not a £300 wifi vanity mirror to balance precariously on the piles of other hoarded, expensive crap. OH how the other half live!

 

[Durga]

Hello to all the cabal, I’m outing myself as another lurker I came across Mack Jonroe on a podcast that I was listening to and her story prompted me to give her a follow on Instagram. Soon after I muted her posts because there was too many of them and I just wasn’t interested in having my feed dedicated to one person. Then she uploads her post Helmans excitement stories and it had me so confused that someone who’s jobs is SM would post those creepy, basically unreadable stories. I then saw her wig posts and it had me wondering was I the only person who thinks this is strange.. which led me here to this fabulous coven.

I’m done my fair share of grunka’ing since then and I honestly think this whole cartoon filter leading into the alt account that was sending secret messages to tattle is the wildest turn yet. You couldn’t make this stuff up

 

[I’MBUSY!]

WTAF? £300 surround-sound mirror????

Peak Jack

It just makes her “I only pay myself the living wage” even more enraging. I mean, obv we know that’s bullshit because she will still be taking dividends etc, but I’m sure she’ll also classify the mirror as a tax deductible on the grounds she “needs” it for her presenting jobs.

Charlatan. Tell your followers the truth.

 

[Silver Linings]

@MarmiteExtract I put my years of watching CSI experience to use and did my best zoom and enhance cliché and I believe it does, it’s just in shadow because of her BIG LIGHT being on at 4.50am.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Order of Vlad medal for triangulation services for anyone who IDs that weird cat contraption

 

[Blurp]

Thanks for the screenshot Silver! The Harrods pic has a black rectangle (USB port?) beneath the circle, but I can't tell if hers has it too. It might just be hidden in shadow. Other than that though it's definitely identical!

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Yup, it's there. The shadow isn't perfectly round but has a rectangle at the bottom.

Ed: great minds, @Silver Linings !

 

[Oofadoofa]

Re the ‘COVID tweet’ under her alt account, the other night. Was thinking: what about her ex? Assuming the mink account is Monroe’s, which it seems to be, and assuming then also that her ex knows it’s her, which also seems to be the case. If her ex read that tweet, how can she stay silent when the very next day Monroe is out shopping, potentially with COVID? It leaves two options: either the ex doesn’t care that Monroe could potentially be spreading the virus she so unsubtly alluded to, or her ex read the tweet and assumed it to be made-up bullshit, like us. The second option seems most likely, and it would seem then that those closest to Monroe see her for the fantasist that she is..

 

[MooBelle]

The fact she deleted the Ocado tweet *first* before I could even run a script on her tweets shows she knows how fucked up her grifting is, which makes it all the more reprehensible?!

I honestly can’t understand how she can have a £300 mirror paid for with someone else’s universal credit and not feel sick to her stomach. Her poor fans are constantly saying stuff like oh when I get paid I’ll donate or sorry it’s not much you deserve so much more! poor Jack deserves a forever home I’ve bought a book to help All the while she’s laughing all the way to HARRODS?

I believe someone else said they'd screen shotted them. @Dogmuck was it you?

 

[Silver Linings]

Order of Vlad medal for triangulation services for anyone who IDs that weird cat contraption

It looks like a biscuit tin for a greedy goblin. It’s probably full of money.

 

[Apricotarm]

Guten Morgen lurkers and new Frauen! Glad to have you aboard this sleeper train to nowhere.

I've spent too much time this morning thinking about the mink account. It seems she alerted real-life friends/family to this account. Then she posted about symptoms, then she deleted the account because she was rumbled and on her blue tick account talked about going shopping and no mention of symptoms.

I thought at first that she posted about symptoms so she could join in with how there are no tests available, though in actual fact she has no symptoms.

But why post about non-existent symptoms to people you actually know? And then those same people will see you've been shopping. It makes my head hurt, trying to figure it out. Sadly, as we all know, there wont' be a reason, much like there isn't a reason why her bowl of pasta was cartoonified.




This may come as a shock, but my mirror lasts for much more than three weeks without being charged. Because you can't bleeping charge it. As it's a mirror.

the whole thing was batshit. I truly think she wanted it to be found for the attention. She was probably posting then checking tattle to see if anyone had noticed.

the whole thing is a game to her and the other account has changed it’s name back to jack munrow. I really think this was her too. It’s like she changed it to ruby just to communicate re the cartoon filter and changed the bio to tit tat. Nuts. It’s like she’s having an argument with herself.

 

[MancBee]

Wow, that is one FANCY 'modern essential'!

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How conceited must she be to spend that much on a mirror? Then spends only £20 on food for the week (though we all know that is a lie) I am Gobsmacked.