I mean, I’m here for the Jack shitchat. But also for this kind of education!Our supposed stickler for detail has also missed out the essential capital N of 'Nil' - proper nouns require capital letters, you dunce.
Without it, her beloved water of the Nile becomes... water of nothing.
There's a metaphor in there, somewhere.
We do and the first result Google throws up for me describes eau de nil as a pale duck egg blue.Why are people asking what the colour looks like when they have Google at their fucking fingertips?
She probably heard F&M being discussed in fancy houses when she was sweeping chimneys as a child.All Jack has done here is illustrate that she is VERY FAMILIAR with the Fortnum & Mason colours. It’s not really on brand for someone who presents herself as some kind of impoverished Dickensian urchin, is it now?
Dear Heart, you're an absolute saviour!Rinse them.
Please, please don't give her ideasI'm currently Grunka-ing (the coven are being especially hilarious tonight) but just want to say I would be HERE for this. Imagine Jack regaling us with a wobbly-voiced, cartoon-filtered YouTube rendition of "I Rinsed a Bean" (to the tune of "I Dreamed a Dream")
Five hours sober now equates to an extra month in JackLand
let us be grateful she was only shook and not SHOOKETH!
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Hooooooooooooooooooooooot'I want me own bungalow' tour
Fuck off Jack the toothache isn't anything to do with you being an ex-alcoholic. Anyway my pain is in my jaw and trumps yours so ner nerFive hours sober now equates to an extra month in JackLand
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Finger on the button as ever she’s about a week too late the massive TWATOh she's not starting on JKR is she?. Loading the gun for her flying monkeys to shoot the bullets. Bellend.
Lol the made up shite she spews! I thought it was like 97 days last week?Five hours sober now equates to an extra month in JackLand
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FFS. So we are back to ouchy mouth again. Give me strength.Five hours sober now equates to an extra month in JackLand
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