Isn't that a stew? I though casseroles were cooked on an oven.
Oh no, she’s gone all “poetic” again.Couldn't help myself with the ss! I just want Marmite or Alan to photoshop Jackie with some hen legs in traaaazers
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and now there's stuffing and vinegar in itJack's depress pipe as follows.
Rinse beans, chop carrot and try not to chop fingers off. Throw in pan, add diced onion and grated mushrooms. Add a fancy gel stock, tomato (puree?) and gravy granules.
Cook sausages and bacon separate for sb even though they will infuse the casserole with flavour. Simmer for 2 minutes and done!
Sorry what?and now there's stuffing and vinegar on it
Isn't that quite a bit of her shop though? It's not going to last all week it's she's already used half the ingredients.Apart from that, there’s about half a stalk of chard cut up in that, between two. How is she using her measurements of the five a day? Is she measuring in the same way she measured space and time? Living with Jack must be like that film Inception
Too much! Her writing is just too much - too many adjectives, it's like her cooking, shove everything in the sentence with the hope of impressing. I hate it.Couldn't help myself with the ss! I just want Marmite or Alan to photoshop Jackie with some hen legs in traaaazers
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yes, absolutely xSorry what?
In the stew?
Her lack of food knowledge is particularly surprising for someone who presents themselves as an expert (She doesn't understand five a day. It's five portions of fruit and veg a day. A portion is 80-100 gram. So 400 - 500 grams. Should be somewhat varied, but doesn't mean you need five different fruits or vegetables every day. So unless her SB eats about 700 - 800 grams of this dish (allowing for weight of stock, bacon and sausages), he won't be getting his five a day.
Why do we need to spell the most basic crap out to her?
Or you could check through those Ocado bags Jackie, you might find something in thereOnly sharing this blatant tip jar rattling implying she can’t have a proper dinner. View attachment 249893
Fuck sake Melissa. Look at the state of it...yes, absolutely xView attachment 249899
Lying cockwomble! Yes Jack, a “living wage salary” that you pay yourself out of your earnings while hoarding the rest as savings!For the last 19 months, she’s only been paying one water supplier instead of two and is phoning them up tomorrow so expect a fall out from that.
Clear as mud. Not misleading at alllll
ETA her follow up comment. Looool. We have two incomes and still don’t shop at Harrods for mirrors.
'like autumn proper'Couldn't help myself with the ss! I just want Marmite or Alan to photoshop Jackie with some hen legs in traaaazers
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