Is that new? Why does she never plug the work that she does? Her Hellman’s gig was barely spoken about on Twitter.
I’m not sure whether it’s more laziness or that she doesn’t want people on twitter knowing quite how much paid work she gets.
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I’m not sure whether it’s more laziness or that she doesn’t want people on twitter knowing quite how much paid work she gets.
I have been wondering if Louisa finds Jack's chaos...exciting? Like it's a trope I sometimes see played out in books, especially teen or YA books, where a more wishy-washy character gets rather seduced by the excitement of someone whose life is much more drama-filled. The Tulip Touch by Anne Fine features this dynamic, for example.
In the opening bit, she describes herself as a food writer and campaigner. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not aware of any campaign - unless you count the campaign to get her followers to buy a house?
Unless Stuart and Nims have been writing in....
Maybe cos she tells the same fuckin story every time and sounds like a broken extractor fan doing it?
Stuart’s letter might be a bit stained, and I don’t think he was making sauce for a lasagne!
The very fact that SB put his shoes on and went to the shop to buy his sausages shows what he thinks of his mother. That kid isn’t daft. duck you, mother dear, I’m going to eat dead pig whether you like it or not. Kudos to SB.
Like Michael Jackson "man in the mirror " I'm asking him to change his ways ,like stop buying loads of expensive tit and bollock sausagesWTAF? £300 surround-sound mirror????
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May be she uses it for putting( non biscuit) things in?
Wonder how Natalia's coping with all of Jack's fan mail
#chipshopchipsI would so love it if she came back
I’M BUSY!!!
Like a mini mutiny!
Joking aside, that whole taking him to an abattoir bollocks was almost certainly a dig at the dad.
SB will be eating properly at his house, not whatever bandwagon his mother is on.
Again, I can only compare it to my Narc upbringing and feel sorry for the poor kid. She will have denied him the sausages and MADE him walk to the shop. Quite possibly crying and confused at the end of another cruel narc game that she gleefully gloated about in that blog thingy.
You won't eat my slop? Then you must be punished and then I will shame you and there is nothing your Daddy can do to stop it.
Also, I'm pretty sure you can't just rock up to an abattoir and look round, especially with an 8 yo child. Even if you could (you can't) what kind of sick duck would do that?
I feel like having everything in your house connected to the Internet is a terrible idea tbh. Like why make your mirror/fridge/whatever vulnerable to being hacked when you can just...use a normal mirror/fridge (i know obviously there are a lot of uses for the internet of things esp for elderly people/people with disabilities such as speaking ti their fridge to order deliveries but i just think...yeah great another appliance spying on me. Don'twant to live in a world where my washing machine can be telling Vlad i dont put enough fabric conditioner in for the cycle tbh)
BUT does this mean we'll start seeing "sent from from Twitter app for overdesigned Harrods mirrors" joing jacks tweets as well as twitter for iphone/android???
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Sure her followers can save up a months universal credit and they too can have a fancy mirror
(Aaa kind of did a banana yet again sorry! , shut up Switch, no posting till youve grunka'd!)
Do smegs have twitter as well
nah, she only puts things in bags! besides, as suggested upthread, it probs is full of cash!
duck, it's the *actual* tip jar! shakey shakey kitty!
I have found JM's perfect mirror!! - it's on sale at the moment too - c'mon Jack, it's only £1,444!!! BARGAIN! *ahem*
www.reichelt.com
MUES-TEC SM-2101 - Smart mirror, Touch, 100 x 80 cm
Effortless connection to Smart Home controlSpecially designed for wet roomsAndroid-based systemBuilt-in loudspeakerBuilt-in camera (can be switched off)Wireless or wired Internet accessConnectio [...]
- Effortless connection to Smart Home control - for when the freezing cold suntrap of a 2 floored bungalow is just too big (although slightly too small) to meander through the cotswold co. furniture to reach the thermostat
- Android-based system - great for half the phones, maybe the company can up their game for V2 to include an Apple system too?
- Built-in loudspeaker - for increasing the volume of the hooting and wailing
- Built-in camera (can be switched off) - hopefully this will save the poor i-phone from being licked, plus, y'know, gotta get dem angles for ouchy-mouth and black-eye shots
- Wireless or wired Internet access - obviously to keep up with Twitter whilst applying makeup to enhance said ouchy-mouth and black eye.
- Connection of external devices via Bluetooth - another docking station for the devices? GREAT! No need to get ouchy-foot walking through shards of glass to access the current hallway-based one.
- Voice control & touchscreen - "Hey mirror, stop being all shiny and expensive looking, DON'T YOU KNOW I'M POOR?" Is the touchscreen fingerprint controlled? tongue controlled?
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