Good point. I very much doubt this is within the agent’s job description.
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i thought similarly
jack goes: "the meanies sent hate mail and now i have to move for the 33rd time this month! but i can't afford to, i'm poor remember, what am i to do?"
followers go: "oh jack, we love you so much, you are the best person whoever lived, we will set you up a gofundme and we will buy you a much bigger house than your crappy bungalow cos you are like literal god and you are the most deserving of all the poor people in the world!"
jack goes: "oh, no, i couldn't possi... well, maybe... oh ok, tipjar's this way! gifts to this address! bye!"
or something.
oh, while i was typing that, the pity party has indeed started
She's such a bleeping LIAR I can't get over it.Hahahahaa she's taking a saw to the for sale sign- you're still a massive coward, Jack! Wonder if she's provide the receipts, or this is yet another thing she's Novak Nailing about.
Another set of tweets that it would be good to have screenshots of, it blows any argument out of the water that someone is genuinely afraid of their safety. 
Do we know what her handwriting looks like? This reminds me of the time Mrs Hinch sent a fan card to herself
Sorry I'm such a conspiracy wanker
She’s actually deranged, you’d just call the agency (they conveniently leave their number on the signHahahahaa she's taking a saw to the For Sale sign
) and let them know to move it? Why has everything gotta be such a bleeping am dram? Also we are terrorising her family? Babe we’re begging YOU to stop discussing your child’s smegma you bleeping weirdo!
Again very Trumpy. Like that large caravan of immigrants that were approaching just prior to the election. Primed to 'invade' America!
Large group of bullies indeed. The only one doing any terrorising right now is you mate. And your Twitter followers are captives in this hostage situation
Large group of bullies indeed. The only one doing any terrorising right now is you mate. And your Twitter followers are captives in this hostage situation
In Jack’s mind, she is incredibly famous. She can’t even go to the supermarket without (fictional) people sidling up to her to say how much they love her recipes and what a saint she is, etc. etc. The paps are camped out on her driveway hoping for a glimpse.Is she suggesting that the journalists will write a story about a for sale sign being mistakenly placed in front of her house?
I honestly don’t think she realises what a minnow she is.
why would a journalist write a story about an estate agent putting a sign on the wrong house?Jack you voluntarily share so much identifying info yourself! In the last week you’ve mentioned living near tennis courts and shown a(n interioir) pic of your front door!
I feel bad that I keep saying duck off now.
Things are blue in the tunnel household. Parents were making the 5 hour trip to stay in a nearby cottage. Today’s announcement has put paid to that. Another 7 months goes by without seeing them.
I walked past a girl earlier in town sobbing and didn’t stop to check if she was ok.
There are so many threads on here about different people and only a few moan and witch (and maybe write a memoir
). Yet she continues to sad fish, trigger and drop crumbs of nasty untruths that leave a bitter taste at best and make us feel guilty at worst.
Things are blue in the tunnel household. Parents were making the 5 hour trip to stay in a nearby cottage. Today’s announcement has put paid to that. Another 7 months goes by without seeing them.
I walked past a girl earlier in town sobbing and didn’t stop to check if she was ok.
There are so many threads on here about different people and only a few moan and witch (and maybe write a memoir
). Yet she continues to sad fish, trigger and drop crumbs of nasty untruths that leave a bitter taste at best and make us feel guilty at worst.I'm sorry, WHAT? She's posted a pic of herself with a saw? FAO JACK'S TEAM, PLEASE COME COLLECT YA GIRL.
This has reminded me of another favourite Jack moment - when she said on mumsnet that sometimes she has to take herself off to the lake distract to escape from all the fameIn Jack’s mind, she is incredibly famous. She can’t even go to the supermarket without (fictional) people sidling uk to her to say how much they love her recipes and what a saint she is, etc. etc. The paps are camped out of her driveway hoping for a glimpse.
I honestly don’t think she realises what a minnow she is.
She’s dropped at least another 200 followers on Twitter today. Well done Jack!
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That makes sense.
There used to be a woman on our team that did exactly this.
She was beyond tit at her job and had got away with doing cock all for years. She was being moved to a different team where she could be observed better and was fuming.
All these bizarre emails were sent to our manager from her accounts. All saying that she was wonderful and a credit to the job.
She still got moved...
This actually happened when I was a kid! We woke up one morning and found a for sale sign going up outside our house. We were all very disappointed to discover we weren’t actually moving anywhere and had to stay put...But, yes, we noticed as the bloke was hammering it in - it’s not quiet and discreet like, say, fashioning an enhanced black eye from shimmery purple eyeshadow.Did she take a picture of it? Those signs take a lot of hammering into place, did she really just come out and realise only once it was buried into the front lawn/huge driveway? What a load of tit! All the most random and upsetting things simply happen to Jack 24-7
Maybe Take a Break would carry this story? But it would need a twist where she discovers she has a gigantic ouchy tooth growing from her hand as she steps in to saw the sign down.
seems likely for her.
I've got to give her credit that she is always providing us with fresh material to discuss. I would have run out of dramatic scenarios long ago...
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