Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down

[Scarletfever]

Nah, she really is plumbing new depths here with filter drama.

How does anyone actually bear to read this stuff and not mercilessly take the piss out of it???

 

[Silver Linings]

Don’t want to see your nudes, Jack. Soz to disappoint. Don’t have notifications on your posts either. She just can’t bear that we’re respecting her privacy.

 

[Switchstreetz]

She says she caused a CHAOS with a nudie on Insta (by accident obviously and then shared said fact on twitter - of course it could all be an elaborate ploy to prove the need for the comic filter to keep her safe)

So she's seen chris evans getting lots of media attention this week and gone

 

[Silver Linings]

Somebody has asked if she’s fallen off the wagon! Soon to be booted off the castle walls I’m sure. Clumsiness has never caused me to post a nude before! Nor take one, but each to their own, no judgement.

A new filter may be on the cards soon.

 

[Adayinthelife]

I love how she is at pains to point out that he lives with her during the week
Yeah Jackie, that’s what being a parent is. Not that we believe he is there all the time. Thankfully for him

 

[Switchstreetz]

Oh god is this the start of a rebrand into her bringing back "sexy jack"
(Take it to the bridge....and then throw it remorselessly into the dark cold waters below)
Everyone HIDE THE SIDEBOARDS NOW

 

[Silver Linings]

I’m sharing this because it’s about here. How dare she! We scribble out his face, you absolute hypocrite. You talk about passing out for hours while he checks to see if you’re alive. Bugger off.

 

[Debarkle]

Is there another forum I’m not aware off??? We’ve criticised her posting his face and people have either not shared the pic or scribbled his face out?

Sharing this as despite her lockdown as she’s lying about us (I assume)

ETA - snap @silverlinings - jack can duck off!

 

[Adayinthelife]

DONT POST PICTURES OF YOUR CHILD ONLINE THEN
(Especially when you have thousands of followers)

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Where is Novak Nail?!

 

[Candytuft]

Violate for disgusting ends ?
She’s the one violating his privacy

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Did anyone actually see this "nude"? I don't want screenshots just a yay or nay will do. Cos it's all semantics with Jack, my money is on the "nude" being of Cooper.

 

[Chablis1]

On tender hooks here!!

Such a bleeping drama llama.

 

[kachoochoo]

ugh, all anyone knows about her son is what she puts out there. and that photo of him in the egg chair during happy fun siesta time just looked like he either didn't want to be photographed or was unaware. and a bedtime of 7.30 for a 10 year old? like really???
I don't have children, but was I some sort of neglected child for going to bed between 9-10 when I was 10?

 

[Bwidge]

Did anyone actually see this "nude"? I don't want screenshots just a yay or nay will do. Cos it's all semantics with Jack, my money is on the "nude" being of Cooper.

She probably had that daft filter on and made herself look like a fishfinger lasagne.

 

[Captainmouse]

Oh god is this the start of a rebrand into her bringing back "sexy jack"
(Take it to the bridge....and then throw it remorselessly into the dark cold waters below)
Everyone HIDE THE SIDEBOARDS NOW

Aarrgh not the return of the loose elastic

 

[Silver Linings]

Did anyone actually see this "nude"? I don't want screenshots just a yay or nay will do. Cos it's all semantics with Jack, my money is on the "nude" being of Cooper.

No. I’m glad because I would have genuinely felt terrible for violating her privacy, but apparently i’m actually batshit and disgusting. Silly me.

 

[GoLando]

She says she caused a CHAOS with a nudie on Insta (by accident obviously and then shared said fact on twitter - of course it could all be an elaborate ploy to prove the need for the comic filter to keep her safe)

What...like Cap did?

 

[Breakdance Badass]

What an absolute filthy lie, nobody here would post a pic of him (that didn’t disguise who he is). You have to ask, how does anyone get such pics? Oh, because she posts them. It’s funny how some “famous” people manage to not disclose any details or pictures of their kids?
I cannot wait to find out the ridiculous made up reason for the filters. Maybe she will be using the grotty girdle pics to demonstrate the reason? After all we are still waiting for that announcement

My 9 year old would kick off big time if I said bed at 7.30pm!!!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Shes some gobshite She did one thing we could respect, and that was protecting his privacy. Her shambles of a life and lack of content means shes now super mum and plastered his face over social media, discussed his education and mental health and accuses US of violating her family!? YOU SAID YOUR 10YR OLD HAD TO CHECK YOU WERE ALIVE.

What a bleep.

ugh, all anyone knows about her son is what she puts out there. and that photo of him in the egg chair during happy fun siesta time just looked like he either didn't want to be photographed or was unaware. and a bedtime of 7.30 for a 10 year old? like really???
I don't have children, but was I some sort of neglected child for going to bed at 9-10 when I was 10?

My two go to bed at 7/7.30 and theyre 5yrs old and under