Of course he fucking well is
Of course he fucking well isThis is really petty but shows what a narcissist she is, with everything about her. She reckons her son might even end up taller than 5ft 2in her? No shit Sherlock. (Ignore random blue squiggle).
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As if she put a picture of herself in firefighter gear nearly 10 years ago while writing about Grenfell. First there was Partridge, then Brent, then Monroe.I missed all her preposterous self-aggrandising Grenfell claims in my thread-hopping to catch up so I am glad it's been brought up again. Imagine being so narcissistic that you are somehow able to make a national tragedy all about yourself. Her ability to shoehorn herself into every situation (usually to harvest pity or praise) is astonishing. She must be thrilled to be locked into her private Twitter echo chamber with nobody questioning her absurd narratives.
I wish it was mythical. Wasn't it the scene of the granny pants posing?It makes me laugh that the weight of the (mythical) sideboard is so precise. 93...or 97 kg. Who weighs their furniture!?. Why not just say...100kg?
Probably, I can’t remember the details of the shite she comes out withWasn’t it 93kg, Alan?! I’ll check my notes in my ring binder to be sure
Is the one she carried home the same one that suffered the indignity of being sat on?I wish it was mythical. Wasn't it the scene of the granny pants posing?
Oh, don’t be tight let herI'm not entirely sure that fermenting rice, toasted or not, is a good idea. Bacillus Cereus poisoning is not nice AT ALL.
No you’re wrong they wear tights and sling backsAnd I can't shake the thought that I'm pretty sure female fire fighters had to campaign for specific uniform because up until really quite recently, they had to wear small men's sizes, which was argued, quite rightly, that it was a safety risk due to poor fit.
I totally agree. I would just have to say I got a half GCSE more than I did and my ex classmates would be waiting to call me outI’ve never understood how people she used to work with have never came forward to call her out. If I was in the media saying I used to be an astronaut and a stand in for the Kardashians. I know the people I work with would call me out in a heartbeat.
Jackie would probably claim that she was actually going to be the first British female president of the USA until Putin intervened due to severe concerns that she was too popular. This forced her to stay in Southend to ensure that she wasn’t assassinated. Of course, she’ll never truly be free of Vlad.I think it would be fabulous. I’d like to think she would just sit there calmly asking pointed questions whilst Jackie X tried to change the subject. Failing, Jackie X would excuse herself and go to the bathroom to repeatedly bang her head against the newly named Tap of Unconsciousness. Unflustered, Mich would call an ambulance and then go on her way, to continue using her platform to empower everyone that Jackie X had failed. The End.
Oh well, she's gosh darn gorn and done it now. Who are we to point out a possible fundamental fermenting errorOh, don’t be tight let her
No you’re wrong they wear tights and sling backs
nah, not mythical, and didn't people spot at least 3 (it's the magic number)? and I think their website has the weight. oh, and that bit where she'd set up the "photography studio" in the porch, I'm pretty sure I spotted a cotswold co shoe rackIt makes me laugh that the weight of the (mythical) sideboard is so precise. 93...or 97 kg. Who weighs their furniture!?. Why not just say...100kg?
She does have a lot of sideboards I suppose.Is the one she carried home the same one that suffered the indignity of being sat on?
Oh she’s set up another thing today in an entirely new room in the shitty bungalow of dreamsnah, not mythical, and didn't people spot at least 3 (it's the magic number)? and I think their website has the weight. oh, and that bit where she'd set up the "photography studio" in the porch, I'm pretty sure I spotted a cotswold co shoe rack
Nah, based on JM’s theory on meeting their criteria, I’m off to join the London Fire Brigade because I’ve been watching London’s Burning on the Drama channelI assume that the Fire Service have physical requirements in order to work as a Fireman/woman. I don't think JM would have measured up (literally). Too short and not strong enough. Also, don't fire service people do their own cooking while on shift? If so, can you imagine the rest of the crew wanting to eat rinsed bean slop.
As Mrs Doyle from father Ted says "oh go on "From the horse’s mouth. Neigh. View attachment 244622
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