Jack Monroe #70 #fakingmemories

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Bookweevil

Alansbigplate said:
She TOUCHED him
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His bare chest no less!
“I’ve touched Michael Fassbender’s bare chest and it didn’t even give me a quiver.”
Soz @blurstoftimes it’s all in this article, in which we also learn that cooking a private dinner for Mary Portas is the pinnacle of culinary endorsement.
“It was giving me a mental breakdown, the shit I would get from people: ‘She doesn’t know how to cook’... I cooked a private dinner for Mary Portas, for f**k’s sake.”
Shove those Michelin stars up your Fat Duck, Heston.

I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a

Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
www.standard.co.uk
 
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Debarkle

I’m furious. I hope it’s from a more reputable source than the poor kitten.

Wonder if it is bought or rescued? Bought puppies are £££££ atm and long lists and it’s not much easier rescuing! We’ve been looking for a rescue since Feb and it’s only now we should be welcoming our two year old at the start of Oct (we didn’t want a puppy which is even more competitive!). I’ve spoken to so many rescues and they’ve been inundated.
 
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PoorPatrol

She’s got a puppy!!!! OMG she’s the worst!!! Who the fuck pretends to be having a full blown mental health crisis, then brings a puppy into it? Did she get it off some random fucking puppy farm or something? That poor kitten definitely had dubious origins. She’s a cunt!
 
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blurstoftimes

Mary. Fucking. Portas.
 
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Hollaaa

Thread title suggestion - although recent events may take precedence now. Perfect timing for a chaos!

#71 Missing DKL lemons? Make kitchen aides!
 
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Alansbigplate

I bet she knew she was doing this and this is why all the poor me lead up. Is it a fucking guard dog cos of all the rotters following her to A&E to show her how to grate corned beef
 
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Begborrowsteal

As IF she fucking got a puppy after what she did with that poor kitten. What a fucking cunt.
 
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MancBee

Debarkle said:
Wonder if it is bought or rescued?
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I doubt it would be a rescue dog if it is a puppy, no doubt it will be a "designer" Cavapoo, Cockerpoo, or more likely a.......wait for it........

A JACKAPOO!!!!
(jack russell/poodle cross)

Just read it's not hers. Thankfully
 
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Alansbigplate

Jack Monroe #71 has she finally jumped the shark with YouTube videos down the park?
 
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