I think one of the most terrible things about Jack is you never really know what to think.
It's what she delights in. I would truly hate to be inside her head.
It's what she delights in. I would truly hate to be inside her head.
I’m with you team @acca00 - the swelling on day one is dehydration bags, possibly from having a few cheeky sherbets, conjecture, or just a late night grunkaing. You can see the dark dehydration bag on the other eye too but that one isn’t caked with shimmering makeup.There is no injury. She's done a better job with the make-up today, but to me it's obviously fake - I do accept others think she did hurt herself though - but I don't.
one of them would ABSOLUTELY resort to this...All trying to outdo one another, tripping over each other’s walking sticks trying to hold their eyepatches and frozen peas in place!
Thats not highlighter you ninny, she's stood in a literal sunbeam! Now absolutely get fucked!I can understand why she's using three (very distinct) shades of eyeshadow here, but why does she insist on putting highlighter on the brow?
Honestly, does this crap never end?! How do you even fall into a tap without cracking your jaw on the basin?
Yep, this!I’m with you team @acca00 - the swelling on day one is dehydration bags, possibly from having a few cheeky sherbets, conjecture, or just a late night grunkaing. You can see the dark dehydration bag on the other eye too but that one isn’t caked with shimmering makeup.
The lighting on the first photo was probably her biggest downfall as it made her shimmer shine and it was a close up, but she’s had a couple of days to practice her make up and she’s opted for an almost full body shot in a dark room with light coming from behind. I mean look at the difference in her skin tone on each photo. It a 0 from the dogmuck panel!
Yeah that is something that makes it seem off. She would have been photographing the hell out of that, like the foot/glass incident. Not hiding it for a few days. Especially as people were doubting her. HmmmYep, this!
If it was genuine and honestly as bad as she was claiming, there's no way she wouldn't have taken a black eye selfie at the hospital! She just wouldn't be able to help herself.
Yes, absolutely xI think one of the most terrible things about Jack is you never really know what to think.
It's what she delights in. I would truly hate to be inside her head.
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2 things, Jack famously is ambivalent about cake, and the other is we were talking about plain/victoria sponge cakes in the f&d thread the other day.
Also, more msm messenger style parlance.
You’re right she doesn’t have the skills! That’s the problemI honestly doubt that Jack has the make up skills to paint a black eye on herself, but both photos definitely show her eye coated in shimmery highlight. WTF? So, so weird.
Three years ago I fainted from a seated position, toppled forward and hit a tiled floor eyebrow first. I’m thinking how I should have had a CT scan to check for a fractured socket
There was an impact cut though... a doctor glued it in A&E for me.
I wonder how Jay's feeling about being tagged in to hundreds of replies which just say 'raspberry'.View attachment 233969View attachment 233971
2 things, Jack famously is ambivalent about cake, and the other is we were talking about plain/victoria sponge cakes in the f&d thread the other day.
Also, more msm messenger style parlance.
At least she stopped squinting in the second oneOh ffs - stop it now Jack. That is not a black eye it’s makeup. Go and play with your cat or write your book or look after your son instead of playing with makeup like a 9 year old. twit!
Next thread title (early, I know)!Phew, finally up to speed. Just one thing to add:-
You can't polish a turd, but you can put glitter on a brow.