She has at least realised she needs to use matte eyeshadow this time. Her makeup artistry is coming on in leaps and bounds recently what with all this practice.
Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone
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Pretty good blending there Jackie...
And I have a whip. Just for show, mind.Kinda feels like the calm after the tit storm doesn't it?
Wonderful recap as always @Pocahontas Anyone else really look forward to them?
The morning briefing at Conspiracy Wankers HQ. Pocahontas addresses the group, clip board in hand as @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins collate the receipts
Haha, yes! ‘How dare they? Get a load of this.’She's finished her Grunka
PS thank you @Emmapism
Umm where's the swelling? Why isn't her eye bloodshot? Also I want to know what brand of eyeshadow she is using, it's probably some high end range of cosmetics
The new eyeshadows she ordered have arrived, couldn't wait to show them off!
It would be like Disability Top Trumps..
(& I can say that because I'm a proper disabled okay?)
So absolutely get fucked xoxo
There's... Make up on that again isn't there? 
Why has she circled it in highlighter?!
Why has she circled it in highlighter?!
She been rubbing arnica on her hair too? Miraculous
Looks genuine to me. And that photo is clearly for us.
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yet more dramatic ‘eyelights’. No make up, my backside. Just stop now. Seriously.
Could it be ... Maybelline?
Or Charlotte Tilbury? One of her special palettes had very similar shades.
There's... Make up on that again isn't there?
Why has she circled it in highlighter?!
Has she tippexed in the whites of her eyes again? I still absolutely think she did donk it but i’m baffled as to how. The skin is so thin there and there’s no cut. Plus black eyes drip and pool down your face so she must have hit it much higher up than she said. All in all,
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Never seen a bruise that has its own built-in highlighter.
It's especially wonderful as it has highlighted the brow-bone rather wonderfully.
(Jack, an improvement over your previous efforts, but still pretty piss poor on a standard scale)
It's especially wonderful as it has highlighted the brow-bone rather wonderfully.
(Jack, an improvement over your previous efforts, but still pretty piss poor on a standard scale)
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I think you’re right @Silver Linings - how did she do it really? I do not believe that was a tap - there’s no impact cut and it’s too neat for a sink. It’s just baffling.
I agree, I think she twatted herself somehow, but has used stuff to make it look worse?
I agree, I think she twatted herself somehow, but has used stuff to make it look worse?
No make up selfie, my eye!
Looks like she's used her trusty highlighter around the bruise. Or maybe it's just the sunbeam effect again.
There is no way that pic is #nofilter. The whites of ones eyes are never that white in an untouched picture. She can't tell the truth about anything can she?
"#nomakeupselfie"
For real though...it looks more genuine this time BUT we saw it in the photo conference yesterday and there was no sign? Joking aside, has she been thumping herself in the face frantically since then to turn a faked injury into a real one, to prove a point? I wouldn't put it past her...but also, if that's the case, then it's genuinely quite worrying. She's a horrible cow but I wouldn't want her to come to any actual harm and doing things like that is a slippery slope.
Sorry, I'd post that under a spoiler but for some reason it's not letting me
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