Jack Monroe #67 Eye can’t believe it’s not glitter

[Into_the_tunnel]

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A socket fracture? From what? A tap!!!

I didn’t want to add my own triangulatable story, but my dad got knocked off his bike by a car a few months ago. Lockdown meant we still don’t know what actually happened as he was knocked unconscious but needless to say there was no socket fracture, no concussion, just massive bruises to his face and hip (and some unfortunate nerve damage in his eye).

She is talking shite.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Thing is she's a massive narcissist, so this will just give her a rush cos she loves being talked about

She's making out like it's some sort of weird tattle conspiracy to point out the shimmery-ness of her eye, when her own followers were posting about it earlier, and she was all ~i'm sitting in a sunbeam~. It's not just us who see it.

I like to think Vonny is working on outdoing her. A third bout of Covid maybe?

Vonny has now said she's not actually got covid for a second time (she was never tested for the first time, so there's actually no evidence she had it at all). Her new thing is taking an insta troll to court

 

[Scotty1976]

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Broken face FFS .I got knocked down in a accident last thing I wanted was any attention .Couple took me to a and e had soft tissue damage and had imprint of their car make logo bruising never came up really bad for few days .I think they were distracted by their granddaughter in their car but no way did I post about it or put pictures of my bruised buttock and scraped hands on Sm .I didn't even tell my family !

 

[Alansbigplate]

This is so repetitive we’ve had ouchy eye before Jackie do something newwwww

 

[Scotty1976]

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Wasn't her mum ill

 

[NellieBoo]

Screaming at “chinny reckon”

I've had the most dreadful day, working with real life people. I finished my day a few hours ago. Some poor souls are still dealing with this tit. Really.

 

[Emmapism]

 

[help i need some help!]

The irony of her telling us to have a night off. Wasn’t she signed off some weeks ago?
Might go for a drive to the hospital...

I'm close by, but simply CBA.

 

[MrsOgre]

Oops she forgot to mention she's been in pain all day

 

[instacharlie]

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Fair play to Saafend if she's been seen that quickly and has a bed already! As well as half a dozen medical staff, wow. I wish every hospital was able to give this level of treatment.

 

[bazzam]

just waiting for a bandage over the eye photo.

 

[Cuileann]

I don't think she's even at the hospital or she would've posted a photo already? Why has she got a bed for a facial injury? And wouldn't a socket fracture be really, really, really, really, SEVERELY painful??

Calling bullshit. As ever

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Tabitha D]

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Sounds serious. Glad they’ve OK’d her to keep tweeting though!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[help i need some help!]

Wasn't her mum ill

Still is, and she really can say its severe.

 

[NellieBoo]

I am so old.

Babe, same

 

[Begborrowsteal]

That was FAST.

We’ve always been a min of 4h to be seen at A&E with head injury / concussion /potential fracture / terminal illness (not all the same person)

My mum has just come back from A&E to rule out a blood clot. She was gone 6hrs. She was also taken by ambulance at 4am this morning to rule out a PE, she was there 6 hours. Shes chatting tit. (My mums ok )

 

[Cuileann]

Oh hang on, pictures up now. Why the note with her temperature?

ETA: she actually brought that sodding bag with her

 

[DinosaurSenior]

No pictures? None at all? From what little experience I have of a and e... there's a LOT of hanging around.