Jack Monroe #67 Eye can’t believe it’s not glitter

[Silver Linings]

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A+ influencing to get the gifted bag in. Earn that cheque, Jack!

 

[Emmapism]

Ahahahaha I'm dying! This is solid gold.

 

[Walkdengirl]

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She still painted that black eye on though

 

[Scotty1976]

I'm calling bullshit on it all. Sb isn't there, she will be back home within the hour, after having the fastest admission known to man. How will anyone know she is going to hospital anyway? It's like having that Facebook friend who posts from hospital and then everyone has to ask are you ok hun?

Facebook post Mackie is in a and e Southend hospital feeling sad

 

[Limey]

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?

If you’re going to fake an eye injury, don’t use the shimmery end of the eye palette, dearie.

 

[acca00]

This is truly tragic! She is on Tattle and interacting with us via Twitter. All because we saw through her shimmery make-up black eye!!

Now get fucked.

 

[Harrybosch]

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Diagnosis: terrible taste in handbags and trainers. No fever.

 

[Oofadoofa]

Oops she forgot to mention she's been in pain all day View attachment 231369

That ‘thanks’ was more of the “thanks for the tip, I’ll start hitting the pain angle later this evening..” type

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

For some fun and games fraus, can we tot up the amount she is wearing/carrying in the hospital pics?

Nike air max’s
Gifted leopard print bag
Yellow mac

Poverty campaigner my arse.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Doobots]

Vonny has now said she's not actually got covid for a second time (she was never tested for the first time, so there's actually no evidence she had it at all). Her new thing is taking an insta troll to court

Every time I check in on her she's sitting with a cat on her. I miss all her mad chat! Tempted to start her thread but fear she'd do a thread 31 on us.

 

[acca00]

Jack, why don't you take a selfie - showing your eye - instead of a collage shot of the hospital, with your plastic handbag in shot too?

Or has all the make-up come off now.............

 

[Silver Linings]

More followers departing the airport.

 

[HarderFaster]

She is absolutely pathetic and that bag is still ugly as tit. Good that she can still fulfill her undeclared advertising even when "severely concussed" (or is it a broken eye socket? Choose), though.

Also you're not cool enough for those trainers, Jack.

 

[Cuileann]

Wondering how she's planning to 'prove' the inevitable SEVERE diagnosis she reckons she will get

 

[instacharlie]

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Are we sure that isn't the shed? She's had all day to do it up!

 

[help i need some help!]

Fair play to Saafend if she's been seen that quickly and has a bed already! As well as half a dozen medical staff, wow. I wish every hospital was able to give this level of treatment.

TBH, they would probably do anything to keep her happy as soon as she scampered through the door.

 

[bazzam]

is there anyway you can check a and e waiting times?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This is so repetitive we’ve had ouchy eye before Jackie do something newwwww

IKR all we want is another neon dish / a YouTube channel / reunion with Eammon (cousin optional x) / a holiday where she shows us the finer things in life such as five guys. None of us want demonic am drams

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Is this ANOTHER free hideous bag?