The irony of her telling us to have a night off. Wasn’t she signed off some weeks ago?
Might go for a drive to the hospital...
Might go for a drive to the hospital...
Jack Monroe #67 Eye can’t believe it’s not glitter
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Silver Linings watch out ,if your a pirate Mackie will need your patch for her ouchy eye
It's not just any black eye....it's a BROKEN FACE
So is she trying to suggest she has a concussion from hitting her eye? Is her eye the problem or her head? I've had concussion only once, a horse I was riding (I know, fancy as duck 
) hit the ground and knocked me out. I couldn't remember how to stand up once I came round, so how she's managed to tweet away whilst potentially SEVERELY concussed I do not know.
Also, if her kid really was watching her to check she wasn't dead, that's a whole new low. Really hoping that's some hardcore JM bullshittery there
) hit the ground and knocked me out. I couldn't remember how to stand up once I came round, so how she's managed to tweet away whilst potentially SEVERELY concussed I do not know. Also, if her kid really was watching her to check she wasn't dead, that's a whole new low. Really hoping that's some hardcore JM bullshittery there
Thing is she's a massive narcissist, so this will just give her a rush cos she loves being talked aboutJust in case you're wondering, Jack, a pal - who is not a tattler - DM'd me this today, completely unprovoked. So it's not just the cabal who's like
You are a mere BABE, babeI have a soft spot for this song, it was number 1 when I was born
. Oooh. Limahl 
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I like to think Vonny is working on outdoing her. A third bout of Covid maybe?Just in case you're wondering, Jack
Spoiler alert your not supposed to use screens with a head injury a Dr actually told me that. You have a head injury and it over stimulates it.So is she trying to suggest she has a concussion from hitting her eye? Is her eye the problem or her head? I've had concussion only once, a horse I was riding (I know, fancy as duck
Also, if her kid really was watching her to check she wasn't dead, that's a whole new low. Really hoping that's some hardcore JM bullshittery there
I thought we were Tattlers?
Her and Vonny are separated at birth, Vonny has an eye patch she can lend Jack! I showed the pic to my husband, who’s had a fair few black eyes via sporting injuries, in his time. He couldn’t even understand the pic!! I had to explain it was a black eyeJust in case you're wondering, Jack
That was quick.
Socket fracture? She must have been in agony all day.
That was FAST.
We’ve always been a min of 4h to be seen at A&E with head injury / concussion /potential fracture / terminal illness (not all the same person)
And this is what happens when you get caught out in a lie. You then have to create a much bigger lie. She's now "in hospital", with "six medical staff" and a "bed waiting".
Yeah. Chinny reckon. Whatever.
You said it was a head injury before flower if you’re going to make up tales, please do remember what you have said.
Screaming at “chinny reckon”
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