Imagine thinking her trashfire of an existence is something anyone would be jealous of?View attachment 231330
I’m not selfish, definitely not jealous and we are real. Agree with part of the first sentence though, Jack get the F off tattle.
It’s confusing me that @acca00 now has the same avatar as @Montrachet
Jack Monroe #67 Eye can’t believe it’s not glitter
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ALSO, Jack, it is you who is obsessed with us. You're the unhinged one.
We can take or leave you. I come and have a read when I have some downtime and fancy a laugh as these Fraus are funny as duck.
You clearly read and obsess over every single word written here. You're not cut out for life in the public eye (no pun intended), despite living and broadcasting your every waking moment online. It's just plain weird and extremely unhealthy.
Now duck off.
We can take or leave you. I come and have a read when I have some downtime and fancy a laugh as these Fraus are funny as duck.
You clearly read and obsess over every single word written here. You're not cut out for life in the public eye (no pun intended), despite living and broadcasting your every waking moment online. It's just plain weird and extremely unhealthy.
Now duck off.
I’ve just received an email from a Life Coach I follow titled ‘You’re not a special snowflake’ and I desperately want to forward it to Jackie...
🥱 single parent my arse, and having had the misfortune to visit a&e during lockdown, they do not prevent you taking your child.
I haven't been here for a full moon before.
I must say I didn't think that we'd have Jack contouring her eye socket with Becca highlighter in order to get out of a speaking engagement & book deadline.
But as someone with a history of fabricating nonsensical bullshit, it's hardly surprising.
How many 'work books' have you read tonight Jack? Squinting through your one good shark eye in the A&E waiting room?
Pull the other one you turnip.
I must say I didn't think that we'd have Jack contouring her eye socket with Becca highlighter in order to get out of a speaking engagement & book deadline.
But as someone with a history of fabricating nonsensical bullshit, it's hardly surprising.
How many 'work books' have you read tonight Jack? Squinting through your one good shark eye in the A&E waiting room?
Pull the other one you turnip.
The very same woman who so gleefully accused David Cameron of using the story of his severely sick child who later died as ‘rhetoric‘, just to score political points amongst her likeminded following has the brass neck to judge others on their ‘twisted and disgusting minds’ for calling bullshit on her bullshit.
Well that’s a fuckin turn-up for the books.
Plenty of progress made on that book today, eh Jack?
Still, at least you got to have a Twitter debate about the shape of sandwiches.
Still, at least you got to have a Twitter debate about the shape of sandwiches.
Yes I would say it in real life. Because I have spent the day looking after real people,with real problems. Triangulate that.
'Conspiracy wankers' has GOT to be another contender for thread title. That's really tickled, that has
Ohhh maybe she’s doing snowflake Elsa eye make up. ‘Let it goooo’ Jackie!
Also while you’re reading did you duck invent healthy start vouchers! DID YE AYE
My youngest had an accident on his bike a few months ago. During full on lockdown. I had to take him to a&e and I took my older one with us because his dad was working night shift and I didn't know how long we'd be there. There was no time to arrange anything because we'd had an accident that caused an emergency (hence us going to a&e). Not a single person questioned why I had brought both of my kids. No, it wasn't ideal and I didn't feel great taking a healthy 13-year-old to a hospital during a pandemic, but I made a judgement that it was the best choice. And it was, because it took a while and he would have been very worried and unable to get in touch with me or his dad. Anyway, enough about my situation. She's lying.
Because she can't answer us on here!!!
I spy with my little eye something beginning with b ?
I have a soft spot for this song, it was number 1 when I was born
This is me too as I have no close family and my friends all work weekdays so it's basically me and my kids from my husband leaving until he gets home sometimes quite late in the evening and I constantly worry even now they are older and know what to do if something happens to me.
I'm in the total bollocks camp.
A lot of Jack's fabrications have a grain of truth in them, so it is more likely that, after a hard night's twattering, she had a little kip on the sofa and her son said she was snoring.
For some reason Jack wants to portray herself as a worse parent than she is.
Just in case you're wondering, Jack 
, a pal - who is not a tattler - DM'd me this today, completely unprovoked. So it's not just the cabal who's like 
, a pal - who is not a tattler - DM'd me this today, completely unprovoked. So it's not just the cabal who's like Attachments
I've never had a black eye so no first hand experience. But if it's so sore that one eye is swollen closed and the other is half shut as we saw in the photo how does she see to tweet on the tiny screen on her phone? I struggle to read my phone wearing my glasses without ouchy eyes.
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