Jack Monroe #67 Is it a tap? Is it a sink? No, it's an eyeshadow palette
Jack Monroe #66 A potato is a potato
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My issue with Jack in a nutshell, someone earnestly talking about PIP assessments while she’s moved on to her favourite sandwich shapes.
Yes she is insufferable, but wtf does her sexuality have to do with that?!
“Don’t focus too much on my sparkly “black eye”, what’s your favourite sandwich shape?”
I often try to imagine what I would be thinking if I was still a fan when seeing these types of tweets from JM. Hoping lots of pennies are dropping for people today
Really feels like she's ramping up for another manic one, pinging from thing to thing, one minute serious stuff like death due to poverty and (supposedly) smashing her face on the sink, then 5 minutes later it's all "TELL ME WHAT SHAPE SANDWICHES SHOULD BE!" polls. She is bleeping infuriating.
Look at the difference in pixellation between the two eyes. Specifically on the lash line of the black eye. There has absolutely been some editing going on. In addition to what I expect is make up, squinting and natural eye bags. Man she is absolutely wrong in the head. She may well have some slight natural bruising but its been edited to look worse.
Have to hand it to her though. She is a relentless source of discussion for this thread. Her imagination knows no ends.
ETA: sorry for giant pics, have put behind spoiler!
God I'm BUSY you lot, with real work sadly, long gone are the halcyon days of DKL. I certainly don't have all day to create meaningless bleeping polls on Twitter like some.
But I am keeping up to date with Jack The twit's latest bullshit. I think the black eye is real, surely even she wouldn't scoop that low? I suppose we will see, when she attends/ doesn't attend Housing conference. She'll be tagging herself in A&E soon on Facebook with no explanation.
But I am keeping up to date with Jack The twit's latest bullshit. I think the black eye is real, surely even she wouldn't scoop that low? I suppose we will see, when she attends/ doesn't attend Housing conference. She'll be tagging herself in A&E soon on Facebook with no explanation.
The 'normal' eye is terrifying. Eye of sauron returns.
People *are* telling her (or were, around tweet 5 out of the last 374) but it's predictably very nervously, punctuated with desperate 'HAHAHAHA I'm joking' vibes, and has received absolutely zero engagement from her royal Jackness.
Going after a different Rees-Mogg.
(She’s swapped phones)
(She’s swapped phones)
And my only-just 5 year old granddaughter can make scrambled eggs and assemble sandwiches.
Typically the pile on for JRM has been going for hours at this point. She's sensed her opportunity and which way the wind is blowing and wants to shoot her shot at roasting some already disliked Tories.
Don't think she can comment on anyone's housekeeping when her kitchen bin overflows with rubbish and her nails have their own ecosystem. Stones, glass houses, etc etc.
I am flabbergasted that her fanatics are playing along with "that's not my sandwich" instead of repeatedly telling her to go to the hosptial. This is when you know her friends could step in and perhaps keep her kid so she can go or you know drive her there.
I know there speculation on here on its authenticity, but you'd think her friends would do something. I find it all very very strange.
Thread title of " that's not my sandwich, most of its edible"
I know there speculation on here on its authenticity, but you'd think her friends would do something. I find it all very very strange.
Thread title of " that's not my sandwich, most of its edible"
The cheek of commenting on someone's brass when your nails look like hers...
(BTW I hate Jacob Rees Mogg but at least he's openly evil whereas Jackie hides her demonic soul with a cloak of "social justice")
Glass houses? Glass in the carpet I recall
Not just any ham, cheap, wet ham. Unruly labia of cheap, wet ham.... in rectangles"I bloody despise a flappy sandwich"
Flashback to her Insta live where she referred to her fanny as her ham sandwich...
That'll be the sun shining out her arseShe's "sitting in a sunbeam", apparently.
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