He pays fees for 5 children to attend Hill House and all JM can criticise is the state of his front door!
Jack Monroe #66 A potato is a potato
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He really should not be posting pictures of his children.
Please just enlighten me on the unruly labia.Not just any ham, cheap, wet ham. Unruly labia of cheap, wet ham.... in rectangles
Times like this these threads are an actual support group. She'd have your head away with the amount of triggery bullshit she spouts and then the next second tweeting about square or round sandwiches and thinking you've imagined the things that went before because she's been on a tweet delete...
No Jack, nobody HAS to follow you, give you money or take any notice of you whatsoever. But what about the people who follow because you present yourself as a good person doing good things? What if a follower feels that unfollowing you makes them a bad, unkind person? What if you block and delete and shout troll about anyone who has any small issue or question about your tweets/behaviour? What's that gonna do to them?
Really do hope people in that position can find these threads and have a laugh about it all.
No Jack, nobody HAS to follow you, give you money or take any notice of you whatsoever. But what about the people who follow because you present yourself as a good person doing good things? What if a follower feels that unfollowing you makes them a bad, unkind person? What if you block and delete and shout troll about anyone who has any small issue or question about your tweets/behaviour? What's that gonna do to them?
Really do hope people in that position can find these threads and have a laugh about it all.
I got some vouchers in the post today for a few free packets, no idea why!I think I need to claim for some tena lady. I'm pissing myself at this tit show
Jack told the tale of one of her many, many jobs....
She was once upon a time a tequila shot girl in a nightclub. For some bizarre reason she used to just wear pants. Not hotpants or a bikini, but her actual knickers.
She said (and I'm pretty sure I'm quoting this accurately)
'I stuffed my unruly labia in to 3 pairs of pants'
No one knows why. Or how. Or what is unruly about her labia. I'm not sure I want to know either...
Aaaaaahhh SHUDDERING, she’s leaving us cryptic clues like the bleeping zodiac killer!! We weren’t on the ball the night of 2 dinners on Rishi, she must have been livid!
Min £75,000 a year (after tax) for that school x 5 kids!
How JM has the cheek to comment on the state of someone's else house when she lives surrounded by complete clutter is beyond me.
How JM has the cheek to comment on the state of someone's else house when she lives surrounded by complete clutter is beyond me.
P.S. my children were privately educated at London day schools that cost considerably more than Hill House. On the Tube to work I saw Hill House children travelling in from non-gentrified areas. It was obvious that many were from families who admired the ethos of the school and scrimped to pay the fees.
Thread #67 - A little highlight here, a dab of shadow there, I’m going to suck you into my lair.
Well done you for being so rich
maybe she’s born with it...maybe it’s Monroe-bullshite...
Jack Monroe #67: Where is the dosh, by Black Eyed Beans
Alright. You got me, you son of a witch.
Added the missing word
I’m not bloody rich! I’m one of those who scrimped and saved and never ever went out, bought my clothes at charity shops, did not have a family holiday once my father died and we no longer had his caravan- and made the choice to send our children to private schools for reasons to do with the children’s needs. It was a terrible struggle but thanks to scholarships and bursaries we managed.Well done you for being so rich
What really makes me laugh generally is the constant deletions. She will post something - and then delete it. She's done this so many times. It really amuses me, for some reason.
I spotted this and had to buy it. They only had 1 left, or it would have become standard kit for cabal members.
They only had 1 left, or it would have become standard kit for cabal members.Attachments
I believe it was originally on her mumsnet thread which may or may not still exist. #47 chats about it quite a lot (amongst others)
It needs "Now duck off" on the back coverI spotted this and had to buy it.
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