Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

[blurstoftimes]

Praying that jack releases her vessel of poetry squiggles tonight

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Oops. How long until she realises?

Soon as her lawyer reads this thread ?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

oh I thought those bongos were 2 pints of stout!

 

[Silver Linings]

Deja vu.

And insta too.

 

[help i need some help!]

And can you eat raw greengages?

Yes! absolutely dear heart. Now duck off...

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Picture title: even with a magnifying glass, Jack was unable to find her compassion, talent, or sense of shame. She did, however, find a handy stash of rinsed beans.

 

[Oofadoofa]

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She is, at best, a freelance contributor for The Guardian. As mystifying as that may be, either she delivers a piece or she doesn’t get payed. The editor at The Guardian is hardly her boss, why would she care if Monroe can’t write - she can just find another two-bit blogger to write tit for the country to collectively roll its eyes at. Reading her tweet is suggestively alluding to her being an employee of The Guardian, so passive dishonesty. She’s a dick.

She is, at best, a freelance contributor for The Guardian. As mystifying as that may be, either she delivers a piece or she doesn’t get payed. The editor at The Guardian is hardly her boss, why would she care if Monroe can’t write - she can just find another two-bit blogger to write tit for the country to collectively roll its eyes at. Reading her tweet is suggestively alluding to her being an employee of The Guardian, so passive dishonesty. She’s a dick.

Without even mentioning that her ‘writing’ is absolute bleeping garbage.

 

[Mel Donte]

Is the garage in addition to the shed? God, I'd love to live in a bungalow as tit as that.

 

[IndigoStar]

That's a beauty. Backup screenshot in case she deletes it:

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Next tweet:

I've learned over the years that when you can't poop, don't force it. Clean your nails instead. Clean whatever you like, and lots of it. Fill your bins up with shite and eventually it will spill back out of you again, an overrunning vessel of poop just like the shite I post on Twitter.

 

[Boyo]

Yeah, she’s sending you books in the vain hope that you’ll stop vomiting words via your sausages.

 

[HarderFaster]

Yeah, she’s sending you books in the vain hope that you’ll stop vomiting words via your sausages.

I'm just shocked she has an editor if I'm honest. If the finished piece is that flowery and overblown how the hell does it look submitted in draft form? Everything must be about 400000 words of utter drivel.

 

[Silver Linings]

Pretty sick of looking at this pic already. They look like nik naks.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Is the garage in addition to the shed? God, I'd love to live in a bungalow as tit as that.

Its a nice house. Undeserving shite that she is

 

[help i need some help!]

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Pretty sick of looking at this pic already. They look like nik naks.

They are going to be featured in the next postcard aren't they?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Looks like she's given up with the colour/black & white theme, then.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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Pretty sick of looking at this pic already. They look like nik naks.

You're the bleeping recipe writer Jack! go type some screen words with your hand sausages...don't get distracted by an unexpected butterfly on your way out

 

[Dogmuck]

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Pretty sick of looking at this pic already. They look like nik naks.

Jack, I think you already know the answer to this...some inedible shite, as always!

 

[Pigman]

Just reading her ‘Greengages’ caption ...
Love how she’s gone up in the world - her grandad spread soft white rolls thick with margarine, but she’s going to have hers with fancy butter.
Also, I know she’s attempting to romanticise the meal with descriptions of a ‘chipped Formica table’ in her rented non-bungalow, but the words ‘cheap wet ham’ will never, ever make my mouth water.

Also, again what is her agenda using such low welfare meat? God she really has got no idea about food at all!

 

[BashmentLady]

Without even mentioning that her ‘writing’ is absolute bleeping garbage.

Excuse me, have you not read the seminal piece that is "Potatoes"?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Excuse me, have you not read the seminal piece that is "Potatoes"?

I think you’ll find it’s called ‘the article formerly known as potatoes’