you should sell prints of this: ‘stock cubes, August’
Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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Yes, absolutely xx.
You’ve gotta give the gal this, she is one funny fucker. Am roaring at ‘I’m a writer’ and ‘I’m self aware enough to know when to step away’.
Do you think she keeps a straight face when she types this stuff?
Epic trolling Jack.
No, really. You deserve your own 
Absolutely disgusted with the way Jack and her ‘it’s ok she’s my friend’ spoke to Nick on Twitter, and I really hope he’s ok 
He does however have far more self awareness and self discipline than oor Jackie, being as he said twatter was no good for him mentally, and promptly left.
Perhaps Jack would do well to take note.
He does however have far more self awareness and self discipline than oor Jackie, being as he said twatter was no good for him mentally, and promptly left.
Perhaps Jack would do well to take note.
Because she's a bleep.
Seriously, ask any 'why does Jack' question and that is always the answer. Guaranteed.
She was horrid to that man and all he did was gently nudge her because was doing something that she clearly needs to do to get well. She needs to help herself now. The drs have spoken, the advice has been dished out, the meds been cast to her. Now she needs to do her bit and do as she is told or else she won't get better and her work will suffer in the long-term.
Tacky Jacky was diagnosed by a GP she said, we all know that is bullshit, nobody is diagnosed by a general practitioner. She's a serial liar.
It’s interesting what someone mentioned in the previous thread about handing over her passport with a note about being an alcoholic in to a corner shop/off-licence etc, because on Woman’s Hour last year sometime she said she’d gone round all the off-licences within a certain distance from her house and told them all not to serve her. She said when she then wanted to buy a small bottle of something alcoholic to cook with they refused to serve her.
I don’t know anything about AA but do they really let celebrities be sponsors?
I don’t know anything about AA but do they really let celebrities be sponsors?
Jack says Twitter is her coping mechanism. I think it's what a therapist might describe as a maladaptive coping mechanism.
It’s all so vile. She fucks about with real lives, real people on this Twitter. The way she operates is horrid. Do people side with her because if they don’t, they will be set about the same way others have ?
Despicable. I feel desperately sorry for Nick.
Despicable. I feel desperately sorry for Nick.
She really is vile, poor Nick 
From the last thread I spotted this and wondered about the two fluffy boys? Are they the snuffleufflegus and Ralph? They would love her slop, especially Snuffy with his trunk.
The tin that sticky lemon mess is in is grim, it makes it look even less appealing. Like others have said, you would never get that glue like slop out of the tin. Greaseproof paper and loaf tin liners exist for a reason Jackie.
From the last thread I spotted this and wondered about the two fluffy boys? Are they the snuffleufflegus and Ralph? They would love her slop, especially Snuffy with his trunk.
The tin that sticky lemon mess is in is grim, it makes it look even less appealing. Like others have said, you would never get that glue like slop out of the tin. Greaseproof paper and loaf tin liners exist for a reason Jackie.
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Oh yes, the son declared the lemon monstrosity “the most delicious thing ever”, like some 1950’s sitcom kid. Of course he did! Jackie in no way made that up in order to beef up interest in the foul looking recipe. Not at all!
I wondered about that too. She definitely had at least one rabbit. Although after the kitten fiasco, I’m afraid to ask what happened to the rabbit,She really is vile, poor Nick
From the last thread I spotted this and wondered about the two fluffy boys? Are they the snuffleufflegus and Ralph? They would love her slop, especially Snuffy with his trunk.
The tin that sticky lemon mess is in is grim, it makes it look even less appealing. Like others have said, you would never get that glue like slop out of the tin. Greaseproof paper and loaf tin liners exist for a reason Jackie.
Sadly, I do think think she keeps a straight face - and most likely a screwed up angry face. She has no sense of humour. AT. ALL.You’ve gotta give the gal this, she is one funny fucker. Am roaring at ‘I’m a writer’ and ‘I’m self aware enough to know when to step away’.
Do you think she keeps a straight face when she types this stuff?
Epic trolling Jack.griftabafta.
It’s a tactic she’s complicit in, as far as I’m concerned. During my incident with her, hundreds of her brainwashed bean washing twats tagged my employer In vitriolic tweets, demanding that I was fired. They even contacted other people from my organisation directly in an attempt to get them involved too. Slackie was tagged in most of them and did duck all. Be kind my arse.
This request isn’t terribly unreasonable... except for the fact that she announces she’s leaving every 5 minutes....
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I see she’s back on the hamster wheel of tweeting , being a bleep and moaning that the world is a deep dark place without it .
When will the sheep smell the tit and see her for the wanker she really is?
.When will the sheep smell the tit and see her for the wanker she really is?
I don’t think SB has been there. Look - she says he said the lemon cake was delicious, but she had three portions and is having the fourth and final one tomorrow. So when did he get to try it? Did she just let him lick the bowl?
Such a minor petty detail but this sort of bullshit fibbing is what pisses me off the most.
Such a minor petty detail but this sort of bullshit fibbing is what pisses me off the most.
She’s a liar , every time she opens her gob a lie comes out.
Also, maybe I’m hormonal but all the lovely pics of cats and dogs that people send her to cheer her up make me so extremely sad. About a year ago I was signed off work with depression and she tweeted asking for pics of ‘fluffy friends’ or some phrase I now recognise as equally nauseating. I sent her a pic of my lovely little cat with a very honest message about how much she (the cat!) had helped me. Never got a reply or even a like.
She does not deserve our pets!!
She does not deserve our pets!!
Yeah either she’s lying and using SB or she’s mean and doesn’t share cake. Both criminal offences in my book!!
JM consistently asks for fans and followers to “send dogs and cats” and then ignores most of the well meaning comments. Other times she says she is struggling with something and well meaning followers post their own advice which comes from a place of love and concern, and she just ignores them. Occasionally one comment will get picked up to further her point but they normally have a Blue Tick. So sorry your message was ignored, live laugh loathe
. She certainly does not deserve pets.
She loves to have a barney with people for the slightest suggestion or disagreement but send her a kind message? She won't reply
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