Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks

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As I feared, I live with the male version of Cackie. We are out of coffee so he has mixed a chicken and a veg stock cube together and declared it delicious!! SEND HELP!
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Honestly, who needs enemies when you’ve got people like Emma fighting battles that aren’t even there?

Is Nick not allowed to say what he thinks like without having his head bitten off? No wonder Jack who a week or two ago was prescribed a chemical rollercoaster and told to stay off Twitter thinks she can lie her way out of whatever the duck she wants with people agreeing with her. It’s. So. bleeping. Boring.
Nick is this month’s Barbara then
 
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Well she can I think but she’s been told she shouldn’t. 🤔 I bet she’s proper annoyed with herself for engaging with us in the first place, she knows that word gets back to twitter and it draws more of her fans here to check out what all the fuss is about. Once they see the chat for themselves it’s hard to ignore all Jacks lies, she knows this and she knows that she can no longer paint us as awful bullies that she did back in the DKL when she was threatening us with legal action.
did the legal action threats stop literally after thread 31? Poor lawyer must have lost a good chunk of their income when they weren't needed for post reading anymore :(
 
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So she goes on Twitter because she lives alone, but SB ate the farcical cake with her? Speak to him he’s your son. She’s making out she’s lonely yet tells someone a friend changed Twitter settings on her phone (wonder if they did BOTH phones? @Silver Linings being the Jackie phone specialist would you know?). Today I watched the really old programme Runaround... the kids on it reminded me of our Jackie, no idea if they’re coming or going!
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did the legal action threats stop literally after thread 31? Poor lawyer must have lost a good chunk of their income when they weren't needed for post reading anymore :(
If she Huff's as much as she claims he probably leaves her to it. I Hate huffing 🤣
 
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I’m sorry but I just cannot get past the fact she claims to have friends. Which personality of hers do they get to know if they consider themselves friends? Or does she mean people who are equally self obsessed and they all just talk AT each other?
 
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When jack came on here on That Thread, I found this throwaway comment about her doxxing someone to their employer and it being repeated as taken as canon (why are you referring to stories of your own life as canon you insufferable bleeping twit) really creepy. No one ever had mentioned anything about this particular rumour, so it was obviously her trying to very subtly scare us by suggesting that doxxing someone to an employer is something she's actually capable of doing. She is unbelievably manipulative - I have noticed no one on here falls back into feeling sorry for her on her histrionic rampages anymore and that makes me very happy.

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Good god, could she ever just shut the duck up.
Literally my thoughts everytime I catch up on here! It just upsets me because she has literally said multiple times that Twitter is bad for her, she's taking a break. Probably about 6 times in the past 3 months? So when people gently try and guide her they get their head bitten off and probably get all manner of threats in their dms.

I've not said this since the kitten stuff but she is genuinely evil. She has done this so many times, is aware of it (as higlighted in thread 31), and continues to set her minions on people who aren't even disagreeing with her!!!

Moreover your autism or ADHD or whatever is no excuse for being a bleep. Love a frau waiting for up to 5 years for an NHS diagnosis due to the postcode lottery xoxo
 
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There’s no impulse control with tweets it seems. Splurge and delete, rather than filter and don’t post... it must be exhausting to splurge and delete.
A few times at work parties etc I've had a bit too much to drink and given away a tiny bit too much personal information and I still die thinking about it years and years on. I can't imagine splurging like this on a daily basis! Surely rethinking every time she has embarrassed herself is the cause of her insomnia.
 
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So she goes on Twitter because she lives alone, but SB ate the farcical cake with her? Speak to him he’s your son. She’s making out she’s lonely yet tells someone a friend changed Twitter settings on her phone (wonder if they did BOTH phones? @Silver Linings being the Jackie phone specialist would you know?). Today I watched the really old programme Runaround... the kids on it reminded me of our Jackie, no idea if they’re coming or going!View attachment 214124
Funnily enough I have noticed that she’s posting on her iPhone. She used to do that when pics were involved then if her phone is the same as mine the battery life is tit for normal use, let alone 300 tweets in 6 days Jack, so she has to swap to the Android.
 
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So she goes on Twitter because she lives alone, but SB ate the farcical cake with her? Speak to him he’s your son. She’s making out she’s lonely yet tells someone a friend changed Twitter settings on her phone (wonder if they did BOTH phones? @Silver Linings being the Jackie phone specialist would you know?). Today I watched the really old programme Runaround... the kids on it reminded me of our Jackie, no idea if they’re coming or going!View attachment 214124
I don’t think SB is with her and I don’t think he ate any cake. I think she is shock horror lying!
 
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She's off with the tail between her legs after snapping at the be kinders for being... kind. Arsewipe.
Hope they all come here!
 
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