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Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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Last week she was beating the walls from the door and begging for help. This week she’s been hammock shopping.
Must be reassuring for her super fans to know where their money is going, one can only hope that they’re enjoying this nice summer’s evening in hammocks of their own. One wouldn’t bet on it, though.
Beating the *wolves* from the door
Ooh self awareness?
I love Marian Keyes. She’s reaponded to her positively in the past so i’m braced for the disappointment I always feel when people I like buy into her bullshit.
Oh I see, yesterday was sweaty betty 
Jack and today is old tesco slippers Jack.
Jack and today is old tesco slippers Jack.
She's a butterfly. She changes everything about her to suit what she wants to be at the time. In a few weeks time she will be ginger speaking either Scottish or Irish like she's always lived there and cooking their known cusines like she invented them whilst simultaneously looking for her next thing to be? She will never be happy because she doesn't know or like who she is. Once she starts to like herself and calms the duck down she will stop all this tit and get a job at the local shop telling people how to mix jelly and sweetcorn to make it savoury.
Her hideously disfigured leg shots you mean.
The ones she never forgave her family for not fixing. They look fine to me
No idea what she’s banging on about but she’s gone all celtic again. She’s ten tweets off 400 since she reappeared.
I’m not sure she’d even get through the initial vetting - what with her multiple well-documented health issues (even if most of them are likely fictional), and her deeply unpleasant non-TV-friendly personality. It’s a light-hearted family show, it wouldn’t do to have Jack constantly moaning and “doing a chaos” (, sorry but the thought of her on Strictly.
On a serious note she’d never cope with the withering put downs, Craig’s criticisms would crush her.
) all over the place.Nobody has ever been as SEVERELY pregnant as our Jackie!
That guy on Twitter complimented her on her legs - so a day later she's posing for photos in her garden showing off her legs. It's pathetic. She literally has no life other than social media. She's a true addict.
Will she do a flashdance dance sequence soon, as a gentle not so gentle nudge to strictly??[
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I’m not sure she’d even get through the initial vetting - what with her multiple well-documented health issues (even if most of them are likely fictional), and her deeply unpleasant non-TV-friendly personality. It’s a light-hearted family show, it wouldn’t do to have Jack constantly moaning and “doing a chaos” (
) all over the place.[/QUOTE]
We can't have her kicking the shins of all the judges when they make an unfavourable comment can we? Not in front of the children.
Yea she said something like “they still are nice” when complimented.
can just imagine her going to bed last night thinking ‘right, will have to do a leg shot tomorrow, that’ll show them. Just wait and see them compliments roll in. I’ll wake up early for a quick shave and a bit of moisturiser, they'll be telling me I should be a model.......’
A tough life, clearly.
I guess melon and feta didn't feature in her idyllic Greek lemon-picking childhood? 
I thought her legs had huge birthmarks or scarring or something or other on them which meant she hated her Mum for not having similar? Or am I making that up as I can’t see a thing on her leg thot shots.
No, you’re not making it up. But that was THEN and this is NOW. When a lie has run it’s course then it is discarded and replaced. Do keep up.
Now duck off.
As the crap american films often quote "it's hunting season" she's single and ready mingle..... Will the next Mrs please stand up and present your fancy homeware?
She is a raging narcissist, that’s why. She’s not entirely in touch with reality.
Odd that she’s not really mentioned it or pushed it much, though.
Dozens of surgeries? Nearly died several times? I suspect this is yet more steaming bullshit.Also, given that I'm currently reading about two cats she denied the existence of and several guinea pigs, thought this 5 current pets was interesting. Also the proposals. What does that even mean
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A repetitive miserable burned out exhausted prick.
“Painstakingly” beautiful? WTF is that supposed to mean?
Surely the exhaustion should be lessening at bit, she's doing even less than she was... She's sleeping a million hours a day.
I sleep on average about six hours a night, I have never been a great sleeperm I either sit-up to stupid o'clock reading or get up silly o'clock and I am not exhausted.
I sleep on average about six hours a night, I have never been a great sleeperm I either sit-up to stupid o'clock reading or get up silly o'clock and I am not exhausted.
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