But, but... she takes pictures of her legs and posts them on social media. They are not ‘great’.
As predicted, this looks dense as fuck.Oh just piss off you bloody pilchard.View attachment 214918
That caption is such a load of shit!PLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
That look f'kin rankPLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
I know I know. She said in the previous something about not being warts and all like Instagram and then writes a self indulgent diatribe anyway. Colour me unsurprisedThat caption is such a load of shit!
She mixes stew into mac and cheese?PLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
Firstly, that looks absolutely bloody revolting, even by Jack’s standards.PLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
I thought she'd been eating uncooked roast vegetables with hot vinaigrette for every meal recently? I'd like to know where the actual chicken went, if there was an 81p free-range chicken to begin with.PLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
Tbh we all love a bargain but it’s immoral to be buying reduced food when you’re earning 5 figure sums for a few days work / turning down millions in feature films.PLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
Perhaps the chicken scarpered - like the one on this Morning.I thought she'd been eating uncooked roast vegetables with hot vinaigrette for every meal recently? I'd like to know where the actual chicken went, if there was an 81p free-range chicken to begin with.
I'm also a bit over her wipe-clean backgrounds. I'd seen the IG ad and thought they were quite clever (not cheap, though), but now I know what to look for, too many pictures (not just JM's) feature either 'rough planks' or 'sort of marble'.
Guilty your honourWhoever said she’s a cross between Daddy Pig and Miss Rabbit has ENDED ME. I’m proper giggling like a child
HOOTING some may say
She would put Daddy Pig and Miss Rabbit in some hideous stew. Or a cake.Whoever said she’s a cross between Daddy Pig and Miss Rabbit has ENDED ME. I’m proper giggling like a child
HOOTING some may say
That looks different to the photo in the tin.Oh just piss off you bloody pilchard.View attachment 214918
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