Who needs that many bloody postcards for God’s sake
Jack Monroe #58 Schrödinger’s Jack: simultaneously working and sleeping all hours
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I find it hard to believe she applied for over 300 jobs like she said to Ed and didn't get one interview to be honest. But maybe I'm wrong.
Can’t help thinking that the look that @Lemonsweets91 is alluding to is Milligan thinking “hang on, uh, wait... but, but aren’t you...Uh... isn’t she one of us? .....”
I'm sorry this has made me laugh, why couldn't she go to a library FFS.
I made it! I’m back in real time. Took me all day because she exhausted me so much with her departures and returns (let’s call it a Twitter round trip) that I needed a nap!
Hate to make this about me Fraus but I have noticed that her chaos’ happen when I’m BUSY working. So, my guess for the next one is Friday night!
Hate to make this about me Fraus but I have noticed that her chaos’ happen when I’m BUSY working. So, my guess for the next one is Friday night!
Every time I hear ‘Potatoes’ this song pops into my head. Sorry in advice it will get stuck in your head.
It says to me that her CV is tit and she never took any advice to improve it.
Exactly. Before I got my own laptop, I used to use the library computers. I used to see people typing up doctoral theses in the public library. Every aspect of her life story has to be extreme, tragic and worse than everyone else.
Cutting Chaii in Leith knocks Dishoom into a cocked hat. AND they do the Dal Makhani Jack turned into slop.
This is fantastic!! Although do I wish I'd never seen it? Yes, absolutely x
Iain Duncan Smith closed all Jacks local libraries, community centres, internet cafes AND stole all the brand spanking new computers out the skips of Southend. He tried to round up all the Nokias but Jack managed to hold on to one and the rest is history.
And then she decked him. Now duck off.
That, is something I have long wondered.
Then she kicked him in the shins, and a crowd of jobless urchins burst into spontaneous applause.
As he crawled back in defeated shame to his evil lair, Clement Attlee, Winston Churchill and George Orwell came back from the dead to award her the prize for bestest person in the world ever.
Maybe going to a public library would be slumming it. She said she went to the British Library once, and she prefers to hang out in niche bookshops or 'salons' with leather chairs!
I just watched all of that and I feel it's a minute of my life well spent. I particularly enjoyed the potato that floats past with the bikini carved into it
She had a set of trial shifts in a pub March 2012. If you look at the wayback machine of her blog it talks of jt. I imagine she needed specific hours etc for childcare which made it so difficult in her mind.
Anyone else notice this little nugget? On the self harm bandwagon now
She's riddled with scars!
ETA: sorry to just put it out thereThis poor woman on Instagram has revealed something really serious and I just feel that Jack is pretending to have also self harmed...
Mine aren't raised or indented. I'm what's called a "delicate cutter". You can see them because some of them are white lines over my forearms and others are different skin pigmentation. I really don'tknow how tattoos would look over them.
I do have a raised smallpox vaccination scar on my right upper arm. The tattooist incorporated it into a tattoo by shading around it so as to make it look like an inset red jewel in a Celtic knot band.
I do have a raised smallpox vaccination scar on my right upper arm. The tattooist incorporated it into a tattoo by shading around it so as to make it look like an inset red jewel in a Celtic knot band.
Maybe she’s just tit at job applications
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