Your avatar reminds me that they now do viennetta lollies
And very nice they are, too!
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I broke a door once when I was off school sick. We had cheap doors because povvo. And I was feeling a bit better but bored and I was jumping round the sofas as you do but tripped (probably due to actually being ill) and landed into a hollow non solid wood door. My mum came running and I had to instantly make up some story about getting up to go to the loo and fainting.
Needless to say I think my mum had the last laugh as I was probably back to school the next day!
Failed the door test, eh?
We had the toast test in Chateau ShedMice
MOUSELING- <whine, whine, whine> I feel so ill, my head/ legs/ eyeballs/ fingernails hurt. I don't know if I can even stand up. I expect I'll faint at the bus stop. (Drags self to standing with heavy sigh)
ME - Oh you poor thing. Come here. <puts paw against mouseling forehead>. Mmmm - you do feel a bit hot. Perhaps you'd better stay off school today.
MOUSELING - (in a weak voice) Maybe I'd better. You could be right, Mammy. I'll just give it to everyone else <coughs feebly>. (flops back onto chair)
ME - I'll ring the school after breakfast. Would you like a slice of toast?
MOUSELING - (even more feebly) Yes, please. With jam. And lots of butter.
ME - <puts plate of toast in front of them> And when you've got that down you, you can get to school. If you're well enough to scoff toast, you're well enough to go in.